“I was Michael Cera first”
**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]
Michael Jackson’s Coroner: “It was marijuana.”
It’s never marijuana is it? Dying of illegal drugs is so 70’s.
I went down to Hollywood Boulevard yesterday to shoot some footage of the crowd who was there to put really awful memorabilia and bad airbrushed t-shirts on his star. I’ll post a video soon. “Soon” being a word I’m constantly redefining.
My favorite bit aside [...]