You can stop watching “V” now.
This show is as good as over. The premise is great, the talent moderate – however the execution…? Leaves a lot to be desired.
Here’s the problem – and how it could be fixed:
PROBLEM: We know what the “big secret” is. We KNOW they are lizards. Even my mother, who spends her days watching FoxNEWS knows [...]
Lost Deathwatch.
Ok all – here we are. It’s the last season, so all bets are off. Sure, they continue to bring back characters we thought are gone, or at least, there are characters that we thought were gone are going to be making an appearance at some point this season (Flashback, Flash-sideways, or coming [...]
“V” controversial, says Trib
Far be it from me to question any news outlet that says that the new “V” on ABC is going to kick ass — but this morning’s article in the Trib may be taking things a bit too far. It basically says that the new “V,” which I can safely report completely kicked ass [...]
These are vehicles that have the same name as a movie:
These are vehicles that have the same name as a movie:
Toyota Matrix
Chevy Silverado
Nissan Cube
Subaru Baja
Chevy Equinox
Geo Metro
Pontiac Grand Prix
Toyota Highlander
These aren’t
Buick Graduate
Chevy Zathura
Ford Braveheart
Nissan Ice Storm
Plymouth Gigli
Honda Suspiria
Toyota Bat 21
Saturn Koyaanisqatsi
Pontiac Dan In Real Life
Subaru Anal Queens Volume 6
Chevy Crash
Tea Party Slammer
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with one you’ll never believe. Last time I blogged, I was telling you all about how my neighbor Don got a letter from the crummy IRS telling him he owed big time. I’d been seeing all these “tea parties” on TV where a bunch of people who hate President [...]
In case you were hoping someone would make up some new words…
Tyra Banks is on the job.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this shitstorm of a a television show, Tyra’s specialty (correction: one of her many specialties) is inventing simple words to describe a more complex concept. Usually, this involves taking 2 key words from said concept and mashing them together, then repeating 50-75 [...]
Friday Meet n Greet
Hi Everybody!
My name is Molly, and I’m a new clogger to the blog! Like that political wacko John who posted below, I have known Schadenfreude for years and am psyched to be able to contribute to the site. Like John, I’m also interested in media criticism, and I especially like to write about feminism and [...]
“I was Michael Cera first”
**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]
2-Second Movie Review: Wolf
Just a scant nine years after Michael J. Fox starred “Teen Wolf,” Jack Nicholson made his own mark on the genre with “Wolf,” a film that probably would have been even more successful if it had been considered the third of the “Teen Wolf” trilogy.
Nicholson plays a mousy book editor who is fortuitously bitten by [...]
Would the supergroup be called Iron Monkee or Monkeemaiden?
Ever wondered what a Monkees/Iron Maiden crossover would sound like?
Me either.
Makeover: Upper East Side to Boys Don’t Cry
How you will know when this season of Bravo’s reality show “NYC Prep” is over:
When this:
Finally completes his transformation into this :
Like they say in the emo biz: It ain’t over until the kid in skinny jeans sings “Boys Don’t Cry.”
Tron! (A Blast from the Past)
In honor of the new Tron film, here’s one of the original suits
[Thanks James!
/s]
Welcome to the San Diego ComicCon!
For two weeks every summer, the sleepy town of San Diego becomes the center of the geek universe.
Movie studios hawk their tentpole films for the following summer. Video game companies show off their big games for the holiday season. TV studios give fans unprecedented acess to their favorite stars.
Sandy! Adam! Stephe! Fellow Geeks of the World! Rejoice!
It’s got the Party of Five guy and EVERYTHING!!! Why am I the one breaking this story?!?