‘Eclipse’: The lost chapter
[Ed. Note - For all of you "Twilight Saga" fans out there, we have an EXCLUSIVE. That's right, a downright thing no one else does. As many of you know, books go through many revisions before making it to the publisher. In this excerpt found on the floor after the "Twilight Panel" - Schad's own [...]
Question of the Day: Will ‘Eclipse’ Beat ‘New Moon’ At The Box Office?
According to industry analysts “‘New Moon’ had a stronger first six days, but ‘Eclipse’ might have more staying power.”
Stay Tuned to Schadenfreude.net for news as it breaks!
What To Do While Refusing to Read the Twilight Series – A Survival Guide
Talk about how it will never live up to Harry Potter.
Grow old.
Maintain consistency by avoiding all things vampire.
Walk the dog.
Read a book that actually teaches you something.
Vote.
Explain to a teenager that Twilight is really about the impending race wars.
Doughnuts. Eat lots of doughnuts.
Get irrationally angry about the whole thing.
Anything. Anything at all.
Hot or Not? (She’s Googled enough, but who the hell is she? Edition)
Ok – Adam has done a great thing to get us organic traffic from the ‘tubes, taking the hot starlet of the day, putting her name plus the words “free nude” in the title, and then writing a post about what the hell did the random visitor think he/she was going to see…
It’s great – [...]
Kristen Stewart Nude.
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart appears nude in her upcoming movie, seen here in a shower scene. As you can see it’s a pretty steamy scene. Stewart plays a Catholic School Cheerleader who’s been very naughty…
Schadenfriends, please forgive me for the exploitative subject line and first line that will appear in any Google search. I just get [...]