Here’s what a guy in a green coat looks like!

SPOILER – Seth Rogen wears a Green Coat.
So I’m a big Superhero guy. I like comics, but more than that I like Superhero movies. I was at Ghost Rider opening night and I’ve seen Elektra more times than most people have forgotten it was made.
But there’s something that hasn’t made sense for a long time. [...]
Longer Than 2 Second Movie Review: Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3

Taking of Pelham, 1, 2, 3 is about this guy that looks like John Travolta who hijacks a train and holds the passengers hostage, turning an innocent MTA Dispatcher who looks like Denzel Washington into a defacto hostage negotiator. And then a lot of stuff happens, they both have secrets, and somebody wins only after [...]
Longer Than 2 Second Movie Review: Wolverine

So Schadenfriend Paul Preston is starting a site to house all of his movie rants and movie-based content. He asked me if I’d like to write some reviews of the summer movies and I decided to take a shot at my own brand of movie-talk which may not be all that special, but it’s been [...]
Like crack: The trailer for the new Coen Brothers movie
I await new Coen Brother’s trailers like a paparazzo await’s Joey Fatone’s exit from a Hollywood dance club. This looks damned interesting.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Jason Statham is one of my favorite genres. I’d watch him eat soup. Though I heard War sucked, which it has no right to.
Do You Want To Call Joan Allen, Or Should I?
Because somebody needs to call her. Do you think she thought this was a Bourne movie?
Douche of the Day: Made of Honor

What’s up Made of Honor? You gonna cry? Well you better cry because the Summer has begun and it’s Iron Man vs. Made of Honor. Hey, Patrick Dempsey, why don’t you take your Loverboy-Fast Times: The TV Show ass and get out of town before Iron Man brings the pain. You heard me, so your [...]







