Tea Party Slammer
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with one you’ll never believe. Last time I blogged, I was telling you all about how my neighbor Don got a letter from the crummy IRS telling him he owed big time. I’d been seeing all these “tea parties” on TV where a bunch of people who hate President [...]
In case you were hoping someone would make up some new words…
Tyra Banks is on the job.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this shitstorm of a a television show, Tyra’s specialty (correction: one of her many specialties) is inventing simple words to describe a more complex concept. Usually, this involves taking 2 key words from said concept and mashing them together, then repeating 50-75 [...]
Friday Meet n Greet
Hi Everybody!
My name is Molly, and I’m a new clogger to the blog! Like that political wacko John who posted below, I have known Schadenfreude for years and am psyched to be able to contribute to the site. Like John, I’m also interested in media criticism, and I especially like to write about feminism and [...]
“I was Michael Cera first”
**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]
2-Second Movie Review: Wolf
Just a scant nine years after Michael J. Fox starred “Teen Wolf,” Jack Nicholson made his own mark on the genre with “Wolf,” a film that probably would have been even more successful if it had been considered the third of the “Teen Wolf” trilogy.
Nicholson plays a mousy book editor who is fortuitously bitten by [...]
Welcome to the San Diego ComicCon!
For two weeks every summer, the sleepy town of San Diego becomes the center of the geek universe.
Movie studios hawk their tentpole films for the following summer. Video game companies show off their big games for the holiday season. TV studios give fans unprecedented acess to their favorite stars.
Kate, time to brush off that headshot, the phone is ringing, and it’s Fate.
Casting for “Real Housewives of Chicago”** is starting.
Except I think you need a bitchier attitude and at least two kids to ignore. But it still doesn’t hurt to give it a shot. This info from SunTimes:
According to Towers’ (Productions) casting director Becky Cattie, the hope is to find women who could give this [...]
Kristen Stewart Nude.
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart appears nude in her upcoming movie, seen here in a shower scene. As you can see it’s a pretty steamy scene. Stewart plays a Catholic School Cheerleader who’s been very naughty…
Schadenfriends, please forgive me for the exploitative subject line and first line that will appear in any Google search. I just get [...]
The Walk of Fame Game
George Burns. Is George Burns’ star in front of
A) A head shop
B) A Hip Hop Clothing Store
C) A Homeless clown playing the accordion
D) A lingerie shop