Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with a quick check in from my sister Mis’ place in North Royalton. Since my shoulder separation, Sadie decided we should be separate too, at least until I “get my act together” - whatever that means. Its not too bad – Mis works third shift down at the clinic, [...]
Oct 15, 2009 | Categories: Politics | Tags: ab, ad, arm, art, ash, ass, awesome, bad, bare, che, Check, Chicago, CIA, cialis, dow, drop, end, ER, fail, faster, Fat, fred, Game, Han, I, internet, IRS, IV, joe, Man, medicine, new, News, O, Obama, Olympics, president, prize, rate, Running, sad, sign, sin, The Who, up, V, VI, W, Wal-Mart, Work | Leave A Comment »
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with one you’ll never believe. Last time I blogged, I was telling you all about how my neighbor Don got a letter from the crummy IRS telling him he owed big time. I’d been seeing all these “tea parties” on TV where a bunch of people who hate President [...]
Sep 23, 2009 | Categories: fox news | Tags: 2008, 2009, 24, 4, ab, ad, aig, ape, art, ass, axe, bad, ball, baseball, Beer, Bert, Birth Certificate, blog, burn, car, Cat, che, Check, Chicago, Chris, cold, conservative, Conservatives, cop, cost, crap, Don, dow, duck, Dude, E!, ER, fox, fox news, fred, GM, Han, HBO, hot, india, IRS, IV, john, Ken, kids, Liberal, LOST, Mad, marker, media, men, new, News, O, Obama, Party, patriot, poster, Preacher, protest, Racist, rap, Riot, rug, sad, SAG, Schadenfreude, school, self, shit, shot, sign, signs, sin, slide, speak, star, Sting, STOP, Store, taxes, Tea Party, test, them, Tribune, truck, TV, up, V, W, waste, weird, wife, Wikipedia | Leave A Comment »
Tyra Banks is on the job.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this shitstorm of a a television show, Tyra’s specialty (correction: one of her many specialties) is inventing simple words to describe a more complex concept. Usually, this involves taking 2 key words from said concept and mashing them together, then repeating 50-75 [...]
Sep 09, 2009 | Categories: F*** Off | Tags: ad, art, ash, Ban, bank, better, CIA, cult, Danger, end, ER, Fun, funny, Man, mash, men, new, O, pot, quote, self, shit, sin, smash, star, television, them, tron, up, V, Video, W | 8 Comments »
Just a scant nine years after Michael J. Fox starred “Teen Wolf,” Jack Nicholson made his own mark on the genre with “Wolf,” a film that probably would have been even more successful if it had been considered the third of the “Teen Wolf” trilogy.
Nicholson plays a mousy book editor who is fortuitously bitten by [...]
Aug 10, 2009 | Categories: Movies | Tags: 2009, 24, 4, ab, ad, aig, art, ass, Bert, Boo, book, BS, chat, che, drink, ER, fox, jack nicholson, Mad, media, Michael, movie, O, pube, review, Schadenfreude, sex, shoe, sin, Single, snap, star, teen wolf, urinal, V, W, wife, Work | 5 Comments »
How you will know when this season of Bravo’s reality show “NYC Prep” is over:
When this:
Finally completes his transformation into this :
Like they say in the emo biz: It ain’t over until the kid in skinny jeans sings “Boys Don’t Cry.”
Aug 05, 2009 | Categories: TV | Tags: 2009, ad, ass, Bravo, ER, format, GNC, Jeans, media, NYC, O, Schadenfreude, sea, sin, up, V, W | 1 Comment »
For two weeks every summer, the sleepy town of San Diego becomes the center of the geek universe.
Movie studios hawk their tentpole films for the following summer. Video game companies show off their big games for the holiday season. TV studios give fans unprecedented acess to their favorite stars.
Jul 22, 2009 | Categories: Schadenfreude | Tags: 2009, Chicago, Comedy, comic, coverage, ER, fans, Fun, funny, Game, hayden, holiday, hollywood, IV, media, movie, O, Photo, photos, Sandy, Schadenfreude, sea, sin, singer, star, stars, summer, test, TV, underwear, up, V, Video, video game, W, youtube | 4 Comments »
Over the super-long, much-needed weekend, I had the absolute pleasure of re-watching one of my favorite Guilty Pleasure movies. Bedazzled. The movie with Brendan Fraser as a “loser” who is longing after this chick that really – is kinda average, especially for San Francisco. He needs some special help, so, BOOM – [...]
May 26, 2009 | Categories: Point, Counter-Point | Tags: fantasy, Harold Ramis, lingerie, sin | 1 Comment »
