Here’s what a guy in a green coat looks like!
SPOILER – Seth Rogen wears a Green Coat.
So I’m a big Superhero guy. I like comics, but more than that I like Superhero movies. I was at Ghost Rider opening night and I’ve seen Elektra more times than most people have forgotten it was made.
But there’s something that hasn’t made sense for a long time. [...]
Good Morning.
hattip: Johanna
Awkward Freeze Frames of George Clooney in Batman & Robin
Collecting these is a little hobby of mine.
Longer Than 2 Second Movie Review: Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3
Taking of Pelham, 1, 2, 3 is about this guy that looks like John Travolta who hijacks a train and holds the passengers hostage, turning an innocent MTA Dispatcher who looks like Denzel Washington into a defacto hostage negotiator. And then a lot of stuff happens, they both have secrets, and somebody wins only after [...]
Longer Than 2 Second Movie Review: Wolverine
So Schadenfriend Paul Preston is starting a site to house all of his movie rants and movie-based content. He asked me if I’d like to write some reviews of the summer movies and I decided to take a shot at my own brand of movie-talk which may not be all that special, but it’s been [...]
Netflix play-by-play
Life is simply too short for the hour-long drama. With the exception of Burn Notice and a peppering of Battlestar I don’t do hour-long-drama. I should be the biggest fan of Heroes, but everytime I try to watch that show it seems to be about Sylar sitting in a living room for an hour and [...]
These are real Harry Potter Titles
These are real Harry Potter TItles
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
These Aren’t
Harry Potter and the Painful Wendy’s Dump
Harry Potter and [...]
More like this?
Netflix I think you paid too much for the machine that crunches why someone likes a movie. Apparently there’s three criteria: Actors, Directors, and inherent love of period melodrama. The next time someone tells you they loved a movie, instantly insist that they would also like Age Of Innocence.
Also: Upon further review, Batman Returns might [...]
These are real Robert Ludlum Titles.
The Scarlatti Inheritance
The Osterman Weekend
The Rhinemann Exchange
The Chancellor Manuscript
The Parsifal Mosaic
The Aquitaine Progression
The Prometheus Deception
These aren’t.
The Honeywell Appliance
The Summer Job
The Quizno’s Freshness
The Union Carbide Difference
The PETA Letters
The Temp Assignment
The Subway Bothering
The Richmond Pentecostal
The Modern Convenience
The Labored Premise
The Drunk Dialing
The Thompson Perneum
Beware of other people that make these promises…
…they either want to have sex with you, or they’re a LAWYER!
This sketch just came back to me, one of my all time favorites. Had to post it.
These are real Robert Ludlum Titles
The Scarlatti Inheritance
The Osterman Weekend
The Rhinemann Exchange
The Chancellor Manuscript
The Holcroft Covenant
The Bourne Identity
The Parsifal Mosaic
The Aquitaine Progression
The Prometheus Deception
These aren’t
The Graumann Fellatium
The Dombrowski Chicanery
The Goose Island Micturation
The Cheese Cracker Pilferage
The Sales Annex
The Dingledoggle Smugness
The Office Depot Mucilage
The Omsk Cumberbund
The Anderson Windows
The Spousal Supplication
The Dominicks Run
The Amherst Ogling
The Schaumberg Davenport
It’s fun. Feel free to add.