…penes in this picture. Can you find all of them?


* The plural form of penis can either be penises or penes – although the first is preferred, the second is incorrect, and I find funnier to write and read.

If that confuses you, I’m asking how many invisible dicks is Sarah Palin getting off in this pic.

Some stories you have to not only ask yourself that question, but also draw an org chart to understand all the parties involved:

A man whose penis was glued to his stomach says a motel tryst with a girlfriend involving a bondage fantasy turned painful and humiliating after his wife, a second girlfriend and another woman burst into the room and harassed him because of his cheating ways.

Sadly – this one is true: Full Story