…penes in this picture. Can you find all of them?


* The plural form of penis can either be penises or penes – although the first is preferred, the second is incorrect, and I find funnier to write and read.

If that confuses you, I’m asking how many invisible dicks is Sarah Palin getting off in this pic.

You see this?  The “McCain aid” that leaked the story that Palin didn’t know Africa is a continent was a fake.  ”Martin Eisenstadt” of “The Harding Institute” is the brainchild of Eitan Gorlan and Dan Mirvish.  They came up with the fake story and MSNBC ran with it.  Brilliant.  Now, Schadenfreude.net asks the real question:  Is “Martin Eisenstadt” a concoction of the McCain camp in order to cover for Palin’s less-than-perfect track record?

I can’t prove this, nor do I have any interest in looking for proof. I am not a lawyer, I’m a bullshitter. But I just heard a speech from John McCain (the Senator not the guy who invented the dehumidifier) where he called Barack Obama: “The most liberal Senator ever to run for office.” Now, I’m 100%  positive that this was a major speech point for Bush in 2004. I remember this being repeated over and over as though it meant something. “John Kerry is the most liberal Senator in the Senate.” What are the chances that everytime the Democrats run a candidate, that they run the most liberal one? And who would be the most liberal Senator if Hillary had won the nomination? Having listened to Conservatives in power most of my life I can’t tell you what happens when liberals run the United States, because they never follow up the scary warning with any information as to why this is bad, but I can tell from their tone that it sucks. In fact, so convinced are Conservatives that simply dropping the “L” bomb makes us run and hide under our beds, that they don’t very often follow up with why that’s bad. I know it has something to do with taxing, and then spending those taxes (it’s gonna suck to start paying taxes again, won’t it?) So, as a service to Republicans, and those who are unfamiliar with exactly how scared to be, after the jump I have included Dictionary.com’s definition of liberal, so you know EXACTLY what they mean. 

lib⋅er⋅al

    [lib-er-uhl, lib-ruhl] Show IPA Pronunciation  

–adjective

1.	favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.

2.	(often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.

3.	of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.

4.	favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.

5.	favoring or permitting freedom of action, esp. with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.

6.	of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies.

7.	free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners.

8.	open-minded or tolerant, esp. free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc.

9.	characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts: a liberal donor.

10.	given freely or abundantly; generous: a liberal donation.

11.	not strict or rigorous; free; not literal: a liberal interpretation of a rule.

12.	of, pertaining to, or based on the liberal arts.

13.	of, pertaining to, or befitting a freeman.

–noun

14.	a person of liberal principles or views, esp. in politics or religion.

15.	(often initial capital letter) a member of a liberal party in politics, esp. of the Liberal party in Great Britain.

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As of 10:30pm, there are 80 references to “Joe The Plumber” on youtube. I’m real curious what 24 hours of a nation full of videocameras brings. I have no need to post this clip, I’ll be tagging all my posts with “Joe The Plumber” anyway, but, like you, I didn’t know what the hell John McCain was talking about. I thought it would be some outrageous piece of tape, but I think the McCain Campaign just highlighted a clip of Obama being a pretty good communicator. Sure, Obama lost a vote he wasn’t going to get anyway, but I don’t think Obama’s tax policy, nor he come off too badly in this clip considering the situation. One thing Obama fails to mention is that tax cuts below $250,000 means more people can afford to pay Joe for his service at the business he’s thinking of buying that I don’t, personally, think exists. Incidentally: The Poor Little Fella Who Made $250,000 and other Republican children’s stories are available at our online store.

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And while I’m on the debate: If “ACORN is now on the verge of maybe perpetrating one of the greatest frauds in voter history in this country.” shouldn’t you be able to have them all arrested without causing any embarrassment to you or your campaign? The election’s been stolen from him three weeks before we could even vote.

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