Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with a quick check in from my sister Mis’ place in North Royalton. Since my shoulder separation, Sadie decided we should be separate too, at least until I “get my act together” - whatever that means. Its not too bad – Mis works third shift down at the clinic, [...]
Oct 15, 2009 | Categories: Politics | Tags: ab, ad, arm, art, ash, ass, awesome, bad, bare, che, Check, Chicago, CIA, cialis, dow, drop, end, ER, fail, faster, Fat, fred, Game, Han, I, internet, IRS, IV, joe, Man, medicine, new, News, O, Obama, Olympics, president, prize, rate, Running, sad, sign, sin, The Who, up, V, VI, W, Wal-Mart, Work | Leave A Comment »

Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with one you’ll never believe. Last time I blogged, I was telling you all about how my neighbor Don got a letter from the crummy IRS telling him he owed big time. I’d been seeing all these “tea parties” on TV where a bunch of people who hate President [...]
Sep 23, 2009 | Categories: fox news | Tags: 2008, 2009, 24, 4, ab, ad, aig, ape, art, ass, axe, bad, ball, baseball, Beer, Bert, Birth Certificate, blog, burn, car, Cat, che, Check, Chicago, Chris, cold, conservative, Conservatives, cop, cost, crap, Don, dow, duck, Dude, E!, ER, fox, fox news, fred, GM, Han, HBO, hot, india, IRS, IV, john, Ken, kids, Liberal, LOST, Mad, marker, media, men, new, News, O, Obama, Party, patriot, poster, Preacher, protest, Racist, rap, Riot, rug, sad, SAG, Schadenfreude, school, self, shit, shot, sign, signs, sin, slide, speak, star, Sting, STOP, Store, taxes, Tea Party, test, them, Tribune, truck, TV, up, V, W, waste, weird, wife, Wikipedia | Leave A Comment »

Tyra Banks is on the job.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this shitstorm of a a television show, Tyra’s specialty (correction: one of her many specialties) is inventing simple words to describe a more complex concept. Usually, this involves taking 2 key words from said concept and mashing them together, then repeating 50-75 [...]
Sep 09, 2009 | Categories: F*** Off | Tags: ad, art, ash, Ban, bank, better, CIA, cult, Danger, end, ER, Fun, funny, Man, mash, men, new, O, pot, quote, self, shit, sin, smash, star, television, them, tron, up, V, Video, W | 8 Comments »

Hi Everybody!
My name is Molly, and I’m a new clogger to the blog! Like that political wacko John who posted below, I have known Schadenfreude for years and am psyched to be able to contribute to the site. Like John, I’m also interested in media criticism, and I especially like to write about feminism and [...]
Sep 04, 2009 | Categories: Saturday Morning Cartoons | Tags: 2009, ab, ad, art, below, blog, che, controversy, cult, end, ER, feminism, Han, hot, IV, john, Labor, library, media, men, name, new, O, political, pop, Pop Culture, rove, Schadenfreude, shot, shows, star, talk shows, The View, V, W | 1 Comment »

Ok. Check that. We heard of it, we just didn’t care that much. But John does. Here he is, in his own words.
Hi, everyone! I’m John, your newest addition to this webpage jobber. I’ve known the Schad crew for years, so when Stephe asked me to start submitting to this site, I figured, “Well, [...]
Sep 03, 2009 | Categories: For the Ladies, True Stories | Tags: John Knefel, new, Politics | 2 Comments »

**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]
Aug 24, 2009 | Categories: 100% Filler | Tags: 2009, 4, Actor, ad, ape, ass, attack, bad, Ban, band, BS, che, chemistry, ER, fan, ham, hamburger, Han, indie, IRS, Mad, media, Michael, michael cera, movie, Movies, name, nature, nerd, new, new york, O, product, Roll, Schadenfreude, self, shape, sign, star, up, V, verdict, W, weird, wrestling | 4 Comments »
Aug 20, 2009 | Categories: Good Morning. | Tags: crime, funny, new | 2 Comments »