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These are commonly accepted hangover cures
These are commonly accepted hangover cures:
Another Drink
Pickle Juice
Coffee
Ginger Ale
Gatorade
Ibuprofen
Vitamin B12
Berocca
Prickly Pear
Tripe Soup
Haejangguk
Rosiglitazone
Sauerkaut Juice (Jim, Oxford, OH)
McChicken and Orange Juice (Mike Winstead, Talawanda High School)
These Aren’t:
Buddig and Cream Cheese on Rye
Watching The Proposal with your Aunt
Hot Mustard on Cotton Candy
Sucking on a wet shoelace
Hot Yogurt and Meatloaf Hotpocket
Making fists with your toes
A handful of relish
Spitting Porn [...]
These are vehicles that have the same name as a movie:
These are vehicles that have the same name as a movie:
Toyota Matrix
Chevy Silverado
Nissan Cube
Subaru Baja
Chevy Equinox
Geo Metro
Pontiac Grand Prix
Toyota Highlander
These aren’t
Buick Graduate
Chevy Zathura
Ford Braveheart
Nissan Ice Storm
Plymouth Gigli
Honda Suspiria
Toyota Bat 21
Saturn Koyaanisqatsi
Pontiac Dan In Real Life
Subaru Anal Queens Volume 6
Chevy Crash
“I was Michael Cera first”
**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]
2-Second Movie Review: Wolf
Just a scant nine years after Michael J. Fox starred “Teen Wolf,” Jack Nicholson made his own mark on the genre with “Wolf,” a film that probably would have been even more successful if it had been considered the third of the “Teen Wolf” trilogy.
Nicholson plays a mousy book editor who is fortuitously bitten by [...]
Netflix play-by-play
Life is simply too short for the hour-long drama. With the exception of Burn Notice and a peppering of Battlestar I don’t do hour-long-drama. I should be the biggest fan of Heroes, but everytime I try to watch that show it seems to be about Sylar sitting in a living room for an hour and [...]
Welcome to the San Diego ComicCon!
For two weeks every summer, the sleepy town of San Diego becomes the center of the geek universe.
Movie studios hawk their tentpole films for the following summer. Video game companies show off their big games for the holiday season. TV studios give fans unprecedented acess to their favorite stars.
This Air France story keeps getting more and more like a movie.
So, at first, I likened the Air France missing story to “Lost”. My bad, very insensitive, I’m sorry. But, c’mon, it STILL kinda matches. The plane “disappears from radar” – THEN – we “find” a plane, and parts of a plane… It’s just like “LOST” and I’m holding out that Jacob is real, and that [...]
Did “DaVinci Code” really need a sequel?
I kinda feel like them making Angels and Demons – and calling it a sequel even though, technically, it’s the FIRST book with the Indiana Jones ripoff character – is just a bad idea. Here’s why:
The Roman Catholic church is not nearly as inherently interesting as people flying in spaceships, people with claws that extend [...]
Give “9 to 5″ another shot
When was the last time you saw this movie? I can bet… 10+ years. This is that movie that everyone has seen, and everyone has seen at least a decade ago.
Put it in your Netflix cue as soon as you can. Why? Several reasons:
Dabney Coleman
The plight of the American [...]
Hot or Not (Porn Icon Edition)
Let’s face it. In today’s world, you would be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t at least recognize the name Jenna Jameson. She is the Madonna of the porn industry, creating an entire mini-economy, a fiefdom if you will, within an industry that so loves to claim that even though it depicts [...]
Terminate Yourself!
No, that’s not a slam. That’s a request. The internet brings us such fun and fanciful ways to senselessly promote movies.
Let’s face it. Adam, Sandy, Fred, Joel and I are mentally already in line to see this movie. There’s no doubt. HOWEVER – studios put together grand budgets to create [...]
Black Dynamite!!! – NSFWMFers
How brilliant is this? An old trailer? Nope, this movie is coming soon and as someone who got to meet Dolemite before he died I’m quite excited. I love the random appearance by Captain Kangaroo!
Now Krug on out of here and have yourself a weekend.
Sorry, the last four Fridays’ posts encompass the entirety of Manfred Krug’s good songs. Please accept this Bruno Nicolai in exchange. I still reserve the right to turn “Krug” into a verb or varied and smurflike usage.
Your bit, should you choose to accept it…
In case you didn’t go see The Love Guru, but were wondering what the loveable catch phrase that you were going to fall in love with and carry into your personal life was (Yeah, Baby!), it turns out it’s “Quaking Pudding!” So, your bit, should you choose to accept it, is to drop this at [...]
Krug it out
Put down your pens and stop discussing how you’re not buying Sarah Palin. You’re more than half way through the day and week. Let’s Krug!
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Jason Statham is one of my favorite genres. I’d watch him eat soup. Though I heard War sucked, which it has no right to.