Hey funny fuckers – caption this for me. Miles is 2.

So don’t be a perv. This is strictly asking whether or not I should take Miles down to central casting to get a Sears spread. Or maybe a Huggies commercial. Or even a funny viral video that pays. You know, so I can save for his college and invest in his future by getting a cool car.

So Hot or Not?

He’s doing great. He’s now a sophomore at Whitney Young. Since the news about Cutler, I’ve been trying to teach the boy…

If you watch closely, he neither brushes his teeth nor puts the brush under the water. It’s all mirrors.

Miles the Toothbrush Magician from Julie Coe on Vimeo.

I got a new little flip-camera for X-mas. And yesterday, I tried out some serious camera-tricks using a baby and his favorite mirror-book. I call this short film “Miles Says Cheese” or “The Room”.

Miles – Say Cheese! from Julie Coe on Vimeo.

Man, I’ve been on vacation for awhile and tried to stay away from the computer. Ask Julie, it totally worked. But I also stopped blog posts. It’s all about routine, once you get in routine you can blog, shop, work, eat, freebase and pee at the same time. But I had the chance to get some videos on-line of my main man Miles and his newfound trick. Here is a crappy Youtube clip of Miles’ second day walking. My goal is to get a really precociously cute video of Miles laughing with milk coming out his nose and get my ass in the “Funniest Home Videos” TV audience with a chance at winning 10k. Remember when 10k meant something? Anyway, til then here’s Miles..

Schad is 10, Miles is 10 months. While we were doing the rent party, Miles turned 10 months old. This is the perfect picture to sum up this time of his life…