Cocktail Recipes
Tom Collins:
2 oz gin
1 oz lemon juice
1 tsp superfine sugar
3 oz club soda
1 maraschino cherry and 1 orange slice
Bloody Mary:
1 oz vodka
Tomato juice
Dash celery salt and black pepper
Dash Tabasco
Splash Lemon or lime juice
Celery stalk (optional)
Harvey Wallbanger:
1 oz vodka
½ oz Galliano (a a sweet, herbal liqueur)
3 oz orange juice
1 orange slice and 1 maraschino cherry
Michael Jackson:
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Google Trends: Analysis and Overview
It appears, that over the last 30 days, there has been a significant interest in the search term “Michael Jackson”, however, during the same period, there have been 0 searches for “Sandy Marshall”. In further review, we are thinking about posting something on Twitter about Sandy to see if that has any affect.
Thank you.
Exploitathon 3000, 2009
This is a Marshamallow bearing a ghostly image of The King Of Pop. The question is, did someone pull a marshmallow out of the fire and recognize the resemblance? And if not, how many marshmallows did they go through the get one to look JUST like him? and were they trying for Off The Wall, [...]
On your mark, get set, EXPLOIT!
Personally, I see James Brown, but I’m not as familiar with pre-Thriller Michael.
A Weird Dude = Opportunity for Conservative to Shoot Mouth Off
I feel really bad for Representative Peter T. King of Long Island.
Mr. King said this week that Michael Jackson is a “low life” and “child molester.”
Michael Jackson was undoubtedly a weird dude. His transformation over the years was mind-boggling. Was he black? Was he white? Turns out that it don’t matter. But that nose? The [...]
BREAKING NEWS – Barbershops sought for questioning in MJ’s death.
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This is Really Normal
Filipino prison inmates performing a dance tribute to Michael Jackson. I’m told this is really normal. Thanks for clarifying, Sandy.
What Michael Jackson taught me
That he must wear some really smooth shoes or something because he really looks like he’s floating backwards while appearing to walk forwards. It doesn’t look nearly as smooth in sneakers on a gym floor. You see what you do is you put your left foot up, like this so it looks like you’re in [...]
Michael Jackson’s Coroner: “It was marijuana.”
It’s never marijuana is it? Dying of illegal drugs is so 70’s.
I went down to Hollywood Boulevard yesterday to shoot some footage of the crowd who was there to put really awful memorabilia and bad airbrushed t-shirts on his star. I’ll post a video soon. “Soon” being a word I’m constantly redefining.
My favorite bit aside [...]
A preview of tomorrow’s newspapers
Michael Jackson is dead.
Can I be the first to start the rumor that Michael Jackson faked his own death? I know it’s pretty easy to float the idea that Michael Jackson might do something weird, just like it’s easy to float the idea that Dick Cheney could do something evil.
Michael Jackson was in so much [...]
RIP Farrah Fawcett, and possible RIP Michael Jackson…
I have to admit, losing Farrah REALLY doesn’t affect me. I didn’t buy the poster, I didn’t watch the original Charile’s Angels. I never even saw, “The Burning Bed.” All I know is that at one time, she was married to the Six Million Dollar Man. So… I really have nothing [...]