
If you’re unfamiliar, one of Schadenfreude’s most beloved (by us) characters is our Frat Boy, Lincoln Park Meathead, Todd Voorhies. He works in sales, loves the Cubs, Rolling Rock, playing Bags, Golden Tee, and Dave Matthews Band, and that makes him a very unique individual.
Having made fun of these specific facets of Todd for many [...]
Jun 16, 2009 | Categories: Todd Voorhies, True Stories | Tags: Bags, Cornhole, Dave Matthews Band, Frat, Meatheads | 4 Comments »

While we’re on the Cubs, here’s my Buck fifty (two cents adjusted for inflation). Okay, so I’m back from Los Angeles for this week’s fantabulous THEATRE ON THE LAKE!!! show (312-742-PLAY)…seriously, I dropped four hundy to come back, the least you can do is throw out $17. Anyway. This may have been hammered to death, but [...]
Jun 23, 2008 | Categories: Chicago, Sports | Tags: cocks hat, cubs, jocks, Meatheads, sox, tool | 4 Comments »

I happened to be there not once, but twice this weekend and and Oh My Lord, I do not recommend it. I hadn’t been there on a Friday or Saturday night in a loooong time and it was unbelievable. It’s like being in bizarro version of a Michigan State game day meets Daytona Beach [...]
Jun 09, 2008 | Categories: Douche of the Day | Tags: Bars, Clark Street, Drunk, Meatheads, Trixies, Wrigleyville | 17 Comments »