Schadenfreude. » gadget http://www.schadenfreude.net Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:29:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 These are gadgets used by James Bond:http://www.schadenfreude.net/2011/01/19/these-are-gadgets-used-by-james-bond.php http://www.schadenfreude.net/2011/01/19/these-are-gadgets-used-by-james-bond.php#comments Wed, 19 Jan 2011 19:50:13 +0000 Joel Friend http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=31998

  • tear gas cartridge disguised as talcum powder
  • passenger ejector seat
  • a cigarette capable of shooting a jet powered projectile
  • magnetic watch that can deflect bullets
  • x-ray safe cracking device concealed within a cigarette case
  • hubcap laser
  • a ring containing a miniature camera
  • wrist dart gun

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    These aren’t:

    • condoms
    • Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle
    • MAC OS 007
    • portable Jamba Juice dispenser
    • Cooleyhighharmony
    • poisonous fuzzy dice
    • duct tape suspenders
    • laser guided blender
    • a remote controlled television remote
    • fake fake dog poop
    • malt liquor-tini
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    ClapOnClapOff

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