In case you were looking for it…
The Joy Bait is just two doors down from the Hot Box.
Hey kids at the L.A. County Fair
Riding this ride just might get you laid.
In case you were hoping someone would make up some new words…
Tyra Banks is on the job.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this shitstorm of a a television show, Tyra’s specialty (correction: one of her many specialties) is inventing simple words to describe a more complex concept. Usually, this involves taking 2 key words from said concept and mashing them together, then repeating 50-75 [...]
Welcome to the San Diego ComicCon!
For two weeks every summer, the sleepy town of San Diego becomes the center of the geek universe.
Movie studios hawk their tentpole films for the following summer. Video game companies show off their big games for the holiday season. TV studios give fans unprecedented acess to their favorite stars.
So here’s the Rail Club story.
So as many of you may know, I came away from my weeklong trip to Chicago with a pretty funny getting-picked-up-at-a-bar story.
So Justin and I did Talkin’ Funny, with bad-sport Steve Gadlin and were looking for somewhere to watch the end of the Bulls game. For me, this is a combo of two things that [...]
Abstinence-Only Clown Alert!
Didn’t South Park sufficiently nail the problem with a douche telling you that if you stop doing something cool you can be just like him? You’re looking at the recipient of an $800,000 grant for Abstinence Education. Almost a million dollars to convince kids to take in the ass instead. Schadenfreude could’ve faked our way [...]
Joe The Plumber-sploitation
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As of 10:30pm, there are 80 references to “Joe The Plumber” on youtube. I’m real curious what 24 hours of a nation full of videocameras brings. I have no need to post this clip, I’ll be tagging all my posts with “Joe The Plumber” anyway, but, like you, I didn’t know what the hell John [...]
The Andy Rooney Game
These have been around for a month or two, but are well worth watching if you haven’t already stumbled upon them. They are edited Andy Rooney segments that leave only his first and last sentences. This one’s great, too. And this one. And this one! OK, one more, then I promise I’ll stop…
Swedish Erotica #120
In case you were wondering what the Running Order for Swedish Erotica #120 was, it’s: Double Blowjobs, Excellent Job, Good Vibrations, Ladies Room, Unexpected Visits, Sweet Candy, History of Passion, Hot Nurses, and Lap Dancers.