Tea Party Slammer
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with one you’ll never believe. Last time I blogged, I was telling you all about how my neighbor Don got a letter from the crummy IRS telling him he owed big time. I’d been seeing all these “tea parties” on TV where a bunch of people who hate President [...]
In case you were hoping someone would make up some new words…
Tyra Banks is on the job.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this shitstorm of a a television show, Tyra’s specialty (correction: one of her many specialties) is inventing simple words to describe a more complex concept. Usually, this involves taking 2 key words from said concept and mashing them together, then repeating 50-75 [...]
Friday Meet n Greet
Hi Everybody!
My name is Molly, and I’m a new clogger to the blog! Like that political wacko John who posted below, I have known Schadenfreude for years and am psyched to be able to contribute to the site. Like John, I’m also interested in media criticism, and I especially like to write about feminism and [...]
For Your Information…
There’s two “O”s in Goose.
“I was Michael Cera first”
**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]
Poll: Should I Ruin Joel’s U2 Concert Experience?
Schadenfreude co-writer Joel Friend and I have two very different takes on how to properly go see your favorite band live. Joel likes to cut himself off from all media that would give him even the slightest idea of what goes down at the show. Very similar to how George Bush handled news and information.
I [...]
2-Second Movie Review: Wolf
Just a scant nine years after Michael J. Fox starred “Teen Wolf,” Jack Nicholson made his own mark on the genre with “Wolf,” a film that probably would have been even more successful if it had been considered the third of the “Teen Wolf” trilogy.
Nicholson plays a mousy book editor who is fortuitously bitten by [...]
Would the supergroup be called Iron Monkee or Monkeemaiden?
Ever wondered what a Monkees/Iron Maiden crossover would sound like?
Me either.
Makeover: Upper East Side to Boys Don’t Cry
How you will know when this season of Bravo’s reality show “NYC Prep” is over:
When this:
Finally completes his transformation into this :
Like they say in the emo biz: It ain’t over until the kid in skinny jeans sings “Boys Don’t Cry.”
Tron! (A Blast from the Past)
In honor of the new Tron film, here’s one of the original suits
[Thanks James!
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Welcome to the San Diego ComicCon!
For two weeks every summer, the sleepy town of San Diego becomes the center of the geek universe.
Movie studios hawk their tentpole films for the following summer. Video game companies show off their big games for the holiday season. TV studios give fans unprecedented acess to their favorite stars.
Hot or Not? (I Guess She was on ER Edition)
I will only and forever know her as the hot Project Manager in “Grandma’s Boy.” And if you haven’t seen that movie, go out and do so right now. It’s full of stupid pot humor with a dash of video games and a karate-practicing, car-driving monkey.
Then someone told me she was in [...]