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[a selection of Twitter updates so you don't have to check Twitter]
Just got home… long day, getting ready to enjoy cold pizza
Wow, nothing like getting caught up on back episodes of Lost
Family beaten seriously and brother taken away – house destroyed – political uprising shall continue
Unconfirmed – military has refused orders to shoot protesters
Hot or Not? (Lil’ Blondie Edition)

If they made a movie of the Blondie comic strip (maybe they already have, and I’m just ignoring it) they should cast Reese Witherspoon as Blondie. I’ll admit it here and now – I’m a Reese fan. She’s got indie cred (Election). She’s got blockbuster cred (Cruel Intentions – which happens to star [...]
There’s a lot of Obama parties tonight

But I can’t imagine any more memorable than this double-feature playing at the New Beverly Cinema tonight.
5 DAYS LEFT!

…until I can stop watching cable news. I can’t wait to stop watching cable news. I can’t wait to stop downloading Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow, and going to Fivethirtyeight.com. Yesterday I was laughing at something Chris Matthews said, and caught myself: “good God, what have I become?” Chris Matthews isn’t funny, the thing he’s [...]
TCIF: If you don’t come, Sandy will kill you.
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TCIF: So Lonely
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TCIF: The Ed Bus Tumblers
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In case you missed the debate.

Republicans think John McCain won and Democrats think Barack Obama won.
Now you’re up to date.
And now a special preview of next weeks debate.
Democrats think Joe Biden won and Republicans think that Sarah Palin “held her own and showed them that she’s (words you would use to describe Reese Witherspoon in Election)”
Campaigning

Chelsea Clinton, PA Governor Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner walk into a gay bar on Friday night… No, not a bad gay joke — but instead Hillary’s camp trying to get some gay love at the polls. So, here’s what I don’t understand: why does this stuff work? Do the lesbians at [...]




