We can rest easy, Chicago.
The “Beer Tosser” turned himself in. And those crackerjack journalists from WGN were there—LIVE! We now return you to your regularly scheduled recap of Y.E. Yang defeating Tiger Woods… For the 2,000th time…
PS. Whatever happened to Drew Peterson Show?
For your information, Schadenfreude.net Reader, I have full-sized balls.
When does this show come back? Soon isn’t soon enough.
Random observations from watching the Cubs lose in L.A.
* Either Dodger fans are total assholes, or being yelled at is merely the plight of wearing the opposition cap in a stadium looking at the NL Championship. Can’t confirm.
* Guys, you have the second cheapest seats in the stadium, you’re behind the foul pole, please don’t shout that the last ball was a strike. [...]
Mortal Kombat: Dayton vs. Peoria – FIGHT!
Something interesting happened in Dayton! My Dayton-area family’s in town right now and they’re watching nothing but Dayton news in L.A. Check out the Peoria pitcher, he comes out and throws a ball at the opposition dugout, that move makes this the most justified bench clearer I’ve ever seen. If you don’t clear the bench, [...]
How Racist Can One Stadium Get?!
What is up with this?! I tried to find pictures of Fukudoma fans wearing ninja outfits or those rice field hats — which I think is more of a traditional Chinese or Vietnamese headpiece anyway — but I’m not entirely sure — which is WHY I’M NOT WEARING IT IN PUBLIC TO CHEER FOR A [...]
Never trust a man with sunglasses on the back of his head.
While we’re on the Cubs, here’s my Buck fifty (two cents adjusted for inflation). Okay, so I’m back from Los Angeles for this week’s fantabulous THEATRE ON THE LAKE!!! show (312-742-PLAY)…seriously, I dropped four hundy to come back, the least you can do is throw out $17. Anyway. This may have been hammered to death, but [...]