I can’t prove this, nor do I have any interest in looking for proof. I am not a lawyer, I’m a bullshitter. But I just heard a speech from John McCain (the Senator not the guy who invented the dehumidifier) where he called Barack Obama: “The most liberal Senator ever to run for office.” Now, I’m 100%  positive that this was a major speech point for Bush in 2004. I remember this being repeated over and over as though it meant something. “John Kerry is the most liberal Senator in the Senate.” What are the chances that everytime the Democrats run a candidate, that they run the most liberal one? And who would be the most liberal Senator if Hillary had won the nomination? Having listened to Conservatives in power most of my life I can’t tell you what happens when liberals run the United States, because they never follow up the scary warning with any information as to why this is bad, but I can tell from their tone that it sucks. In fact, so convinced are Conservatives that simply dropping the “L” bomb makes us run and hide under our beds, that they don’t very often follow up with why that’s bad. I know it has something to do with taxing, and then spending those taxes (it’s gonna suck to start paying taxes again, won’t it?) So, as a service to Republicans, and those who are unfamiliar with exactly how scared to be, after the jump I have included Dictionary.com’s definition of liberal, so you know EXACTLY what they mean. 

lib⋅er⋅al

    [lib-er-uhl, lib-ruhl] Show IPA Pronunciation  

–adjective

1.	favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.

2.	(often initial capital letter) noting or pertaining to a political party advocating measures of progressive political reform.

3.	of, pertaining to, based on, or advocating liberalism.

4.	favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.

5.	favoring or permitting freedom of action, esp. with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.

6.	of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies.

7.	free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners.

8.	open-minded or tolerant, esp. free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc.

9.	characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts: a liberal donor.

10.	given freely or abundantly; generous: a liberal donation.

11.	not strict or rigorous; free; not literal: a liberal interpretation of a rule.

12.	of, pertaining to, or based on the liberal arts.

13.	of, pertaining to, or befitting a freeman.

–noun

14.	a person of liberal principles or views, esp. in politics or religion.

15.	(often initial capital letter) a member of a liberal party in politics, esp. of the Liberal party in Great Britain.

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How sick is everyone about hearing how awesome Godzilla Phantom Menace this debate will be? I don’t think any amount of fuckupery or bullying can actually make a Vice Presidential debate interesting. And how many interviews did Katie Couric do with her last week?There was the fuckup one, the walk and talk, the one with McCain and her. Three interviews in a week? Is that common?

Ugh. Look how seriously I’m taking her, THAT’s the weirdest thing.