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I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough – but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist.
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Netflix I think you paid too much for the machine that crunches why someone likes a movie. Apparently there’s three criteria: Actors, Directors, and inherent love of period melodrama. The next time someone tells you they loved a movie, instantly insist that they would also like Age Of Innocence.
Also: Upon further review, Batman Returns might [...]
So THAT’s what that was about?
It’s Wolverine week and that pretty much guarantees I’ve been obsessing about Superheroes all week. It doesn’t help that Crackle.com now streams Spider-Man 2 and Batman & Robin is now available on Netflix Now, they call it Netflix Instant, but I refuse to call it anything but “Netflix Now” because I can’t believe they missed [...]
Schaden-POW!

Don’t ask me what I was looking up (okay, it was Steve Scholz, nude, galleries, free), but I came across an alphabetical list of sound effects from the Batman TV show. I found it facinating. The question for the comments section is – what sound effect could they have used but didn’t?
aieee
aiieee
awk
awkkkkkk
bam
bang
bang eth
bap
biff
bloop
blurp
boff
bonk
TCIF: Fighting For Justice!
TCIF: Fighting For Justice! from Schadenfreude Media, LLC on Vimeo.
When’s X-Files 2 coming out?

Anyone know when the sequel to X-Files will be in theatres? It was a pretty popular show, I’m sure I’ll be hearing more about it as it nears release, it’ll probably be a topic of conversation amongst my friends, or even a diner waitress who owns a painfully tall stack of Terry Goodkind books. Will [...]
Dark Knight’s success: Iron Man speaks!

“My whole thing is that that I saw ‘The Dark Knight’. I feel like I’m dumb because I feel like I don’t get how many things that are so smart. It’s like a Ferrari engine of storytelling and script writing and I’m like, ‘That’s not my idea of what I want to see in a [...]
Damn.

Shrek 2 was the number three movie of all time? How fascinating is it that Star Wars is still number 2 in 1977 dollars?
Quick, while you can watch it.

The trailer for Wolverine from the San Diego comicon. Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth and Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Douche of the Day: Batman & Robin
TNT is celebrating the release of Batman: Dark Knight, by playing Joel Schumacher’s epic masterpieces Batman Forever and Batman & Robin in rotation all day long. It’s either a tie-in, or an attempt to get information out of someone somewhere. I know it’s very maligned and the name of Joel Schumacher is cursed, but beyond all [...]
Douche of the Day: Made of Honor

What’s up Made of Honor? You gonna cry? Well you better cry because the Summer has begun and it’s Iron Man vs. Made of Honor. Hey, Patrick Dempsey, why don’t you take your Loverboy-Fast Times: The TV Show ass and get out of town before Iron Man brings the pain. You heard me, so your [...]









