Even Sports Guys Can’t Get a Kiss…
Ha ha. Really makes me feel better about being a theater nerd. Even sports guys can’t get a kiss from his OWN significant other after winning the NLCS. That must have been an awkward drive home.
For your information, Schadenfreude.net Reader, I have full-sized balls.

When does this show come back? Soon isn’t soon enough.
Kate, you’re from Michigan, right?
Minor league ballparks are so much more fun than major league. Why, you ask? Simply because you can get a 4800 calorie burger that is the best elements of hamburgers and nachos thrown together on a bun.
I don’t know about you – but this looks tasty. AND – it’s a deal – [...]
Hey Everyone – Don’t Forget it’s Baseball Season!
Sheesh. You’d think it’s the end of the world with all the bad news coming out of boob-tube! You probably forgot your favorite teams have just started the never-ending race towards the pennant. (in like another 5 months)
Sit back, and let Adam remind you of a warm summer afternoon, some 80s baseball players [...]
Random observations from watching the Cubs lose in L.A.

* Either Dodger fans are total assholes, or being yelled at is merely the plight of wearing the opposition cap in a stadium looking at the NL Championship. Can’t confirm.
* Guys, you have the second cheapest seats in the stadium, you’re behind the foul pole, please don’t shout that the last ball was a strike. [...]
A little Opening Day fun!
In celebration of the Cubs beginning yet another march to watching the playoffs on their plasma’s here’s a little clip from Schadenfreude Radio. The experience of watching a Cubs game and a Sox game are linked by a rain delay. This clip contains most of my favorite jokes from Schadenfreude Radio, they’re all right here [...]



