Posts Tagged ‘bad’

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Mr. Freeze’s suit runs on diamonds.


Obama’s Socialist Olympics Fail

Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with a quick check in from my sister Mis’ place in North Royalton.  Since my shoulder separation, Sadie decided we should be separate too, at least until I “get my act together” -  whatever that means.  Its not too bad – Mis works third shift down at the clinic, [...]


Tea Party Slammer

Tea Party Slammer

Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with one you’ll never believe.  Last time I blogged, I was telling you all about how my neighbor Don got a letter from the crummy IRS telling him he owed big time.  I’d been seeing all these “tea parties” on TV where a bunch of people who hate President [...]


“I was Michael Cera first”

"I was Michael Cera first"

**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]


Now you know.

At one point during G.I. Joe, Channing Tatum gets so upset at the loss of a teammate that he puts on a leather jacket, glasses and rides his Harley past the funeral in the rain.
There is a training montage set to “Bang a Gong (Get It On)”
Storm Shadow’s first line to Snake-Eyes is “hello Brother.”
Croc-Master, [...]


Really, Underoos?

Of course, we all remember Underoos, we remember putting them on and feeling like Superman, Spiderman, or Batman, because Underoos made us look like these Superheroes. I even had Boba Fett, which actually had the design of Boba Fett’s armor on it, so you looked like the at-the-time not-so-famous bounty hunter. 
But we all remember that [...]


Hey Fox News Chicago, the only reason you’re “First!” is because your program begins at 9. Most other stations actually have shows ’till 10. FYI.

Hey Fox News Chicago, the only reason you're "First!" is because your program begins at 9.  Most other stations actually have shows 'till 10.  FYI.

Good Morning.

Good Morning.