2-Second Movie Review: DISTRICT 9
No second bananas in this masterpiece, you know why? Because District 9 is full of brand new actors and non-actors and people who have no business in being in one of this summer’s best movies and that is why I LOVE THIS MOVIE and will BUY IT ON DVD the DAY IT COMES OUT. [...]
2-Second Movie Review: PAUL BLART MALL COP
I like Kevin James and think that he’s, in general, a funny guy. And I’d heard great things about that Paul Blart, Mall Cop from numerous trusted sources. But you know what? I recommend you take a pass. Now, I’m a lover of movies and I love comedy featuring husky guys [...]
2-Second Movie Review: THE GOODS
SPOILER ALERT! First twenty minutes are priceless. Loved loved loved the first twenty minutes. Everyone is hilarious and I was literally giggling. But after the dinner scene where Jeremy Piven brings Burger King to the big family dinner and he meets his rival Ed Helms, I started to check-out. It [...]
2-Second Movie Review: LIAR LIAR
So I saw Liar Liar on cable this weekend and let me tell you, this movie is not that good. But it is interesting. It was made in 1997, which was in this weird buffer period when fashion, especially in offices, was just strange. All of the guys in this movie are [...]
2-Second Movie Review: HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY
Recently saw Harold and Kumar 2 on HBO and it’s as funny, if not a lot funnier, than the first one. Though the first one has it’s slow parts, the point of thing is pretty clear: let’s get these two guys two White Castle and pack in the jokes. Watching Part 2, I didn’t [...]
2-Second Movie PREview: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
We’ve all been waiting for this week to arrive, and it’s finally here. The grand opening of Michael Bay’s new opus Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Even though it’s been out for a couple of days, and even though I missed opening night due to an ear infection, and even though it’s [...]
2 Second Movie Review: DRAG ME TO HELL
First there’s a prologue and it’s sort low-key creepy and in Spanish at first and then really loud and cool sounding (seriously – this film has the best sound design and score)
Our hero (who looks a lot like Anne from Arrested Development [her?] but is actually Nic Cage’s daughter from Matchstick Men) is cursed by [...]
2 Second Movie Review: WATCHMEN
Watchmen is based on a comic book of the same and directed by the guy who did 300, which itself was a movie based on a comic book of the same name. Doesn’t matter. What matters is that Watchmen is hot, but the best part is the opening sequence. The actors were pretty good, I [...]
2-Second Movie Review: ROBOT HOLOCAUST
A few of us got an urgent email from Stephen this past weekend demanding that we go to Comcast On Demand and watch Robot Holocaust.
Immediately.
And what do I have to say, but THANK YOU! This delightfully awful movie is such a gloriously blatant rip of all of my favorite movies (highlights include Escape from [...]
2-Second Movie Review: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL (2008)
The Day The Earth Stood Still is a remake of an old movie of the same name starring Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly as the step-mom and Jon Hamm from Mad Men. All in all, the movie’s just okay. Starts out kinda like Transformers with Constantine discovering an old ball of energy in the [...]
2-Second Movie Review: SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
We get it — being poor sucks and other countries have versions of American game shows. But you know what? This movie is pretty hot. You’re definitely rooting for the main guy and you want him to win in the end. I really did wonder for a while if he was gonna make it, and [...]
2 Second Movie Review: TERMINATOR SALVATION
If you’re reading this post, you ARE the resistance! This movie is hot, but I’m gonna wait to see it again on DVD and I probably won’t actually buy the DVD, I’ll by Transformers 2 instead (those who own Transformers movies on DVD don’t need to see them to know they’ll want to buy [...]
2 Second Movie Review: ANGELS & DEMONS
Based on a book of the same title, Angels & Demons is a great follow-up to The DaVinci Code, a big Hollywood thriller starring Tom Hanks, Gandalf and that girl from Amelie. But this time, there’s a new leading lady (who’s pretty much relegated to finding the antimatter bomb) — but not to worry, [...]
2 second movie review: Star Trek
Movie: Star Trek (2009)
Starring: That Guy from Princess Diaries, Sylar, A Green Chick with Red Hair, That British Dude who isn’t Ricky Gervais
In a summer where everyone wants to love a movie as much as they loved The Dark Knight, Star Trek may just have the stones to fill that role. It stars a [...]