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		<title>It&#8217;s Friday!  It&#8217;s 5:00!</title>
		<link>http://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/03/12/its-friday-its-500-2.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Friend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[100% Filler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clinton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girls gone wild]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have a great weekend. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have a <strong><em>great </em></strong>weekend. </p>
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		<title>Is It Just Me or&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Ford</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[100% Filler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Is It Just Me Or]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOST]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[…does everyone stop washing their hands while the towels are in the washer?
…do all guys worry about how feminine their fingernails look?
…are other LOST fans worried that their Nerd IQ won’t be high enough to comprehend the ending?
…is everyone relieved that they don’t have to donate organs to family members because they are adopted?
…do you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>…does everyone stop washing their hands while the towels are in the washer?<a rel="attachment wp-att-26296" href="http://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/03/12/is-it-just-me-or.php/lost-logo"><img class="size-medium wp-image-26296 alignright" src="http://www.schadenfreude.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lost-logo-250x187.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="187" /></a></p>
<p>…do all guys worry about how feminine their fingernails look?</p>
<p>…are other LOST fans worried that their Nerd IQ won’t be high enough to comprehend the ending?</p>
<p>…is everyone relieved that they don’t have to donate organs to family members because they are adopted?</p>
<p>…do you smell bananas?</p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s no such thing as a free vacation&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/03/12/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-free-vacation.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Schmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Schadenfreude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mortgage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nothing for free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tahiti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[time share]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[umbrella drinks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; or is there?  Actually, the answer is no, there is no such thing as a free vacation &#8211; but you get the idea, right?  It&#8217;s a joke.  A joke about stuff being free is just barely ok, but when you pay for something, it makes you feel good.
Kinda like donating to [...]]]></description>
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&#8230; or is there?  Actually, the answer is no, there is no such thing as a free vacation &#8211; but you get the idea, right?  It&#8217;s a joke.  A joke about stuff being free is just barely ok, but when you pay for something, it makes you feel good.</p>
<p>Kinda like donating to <a href="http://www.wbez.org/pledgeportal.aspx">WBEZ</a>.<br />
<em>[thinly veiled hint, there]</em></p>
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		<title>Good Morning.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Schmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Morning.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breakfast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chili's Too]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[O'Hare]]></category>

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		<title>It&#8217;s been awhile since we talked LOST.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Schmidt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ben]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hasselhoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kate]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pamela Anderson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SO first, I&#8217;d like to give props to Sophie:
I just can&#8217;t get enough of these mash-ups of current kick-ass shows with past either kick-ass or kitschy shows.
In other LOST news &#8211; Aaron is a big deal &#8211; just watch and Ben better not try to redeem himself. He&#8217;s the perfect villain, and I don&#8217;t want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SO first, I&#8217;d like to give props to Sophie:<br />
<p><a href="http://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/03/11/its-been-awhile-since-we-talked-lost.php"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p><br />
I just can&#8217;t get enough of these mash-ups of current kick-ass shows with past either kick-ass or kitschy shows.</p>
<p>In other LOST news &#8211; Aaron is a big deal &#8211; just watch and Ben better not try to redeem himself. He&#8217;s the perfect villain, and I don&#8217;t want him to go all &#8220;Vader&#8221; on us.</p>
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		<title>Contrary to what you might think &#8211; this is NOT a video of a Dance-Off&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Schmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aerobatics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douchebag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epic fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight club]]></category>

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		<title>Poll: Would You Drink This?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Friend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[100% Filler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[effen]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category>

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Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.</p>
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		<title>You, Schadenfreude.net Reader, you&#8217;re just a Schadenfreude.net Reader.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Friend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Schadenfreude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Manhattan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[watchmen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The world&#8217;s smartest Schadenfreude.net Reader poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The world&#8217;s smartest Schadenfreude.net Reader poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/03/11/you-schadenfreude-net-reader-youre-just-a-schadenfreude-net-reader.php"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dr-manhattan_l.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>Good Morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Friend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Morning.]]></category>
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		<title>No such thing as a free lunch&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/03/10/no-such-thing-as-a-free-lunch.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Schmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Schadenfreude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago Public Radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Free lunch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Give Money]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At least where Chicago Public Radio is concerned! CPR hired us to write/direct/shoot/produce/art direct/cast/envision/market/edit/set build and deliver these shorts showing people the failures of getting something for free&#8230;
Sure, we may have gotten Steve Delahoyde to do the shooting, editing, a tad of the directing and most of the art direction, but the rest of it [...]]]></description>
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At least where Chicago Public Radio is concerned! CPR hired us to write/direct/shoot/produce/art direct/cast/envision/market/edit/set build and deliver these shorts showing people the failures of getting something for free&#8230;</p>
<p>Sure, we may have gotten Steve Delahoyde to do the shooting, editing, a tad of the directing and most of the art direction, but the rest of it is alllll us.</p>
<p>Except for set building &#8211; we just used my office.  And the art direction&#8230; the rest of it was decided by what props my co-workers decided to leave hanging around after 5.  </p>
<p>BUT OTHER THAN THAT &#8211; we did everything else!</p>
<p>Enjoy &#8211; and give money to <a href="http://wbez.org/pledgeportal.aspx">WBEZ</a>.</p>
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