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isPermaLink="false">http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=35182</guid> <description><![CDATA[CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED CHICAGO SKETCH GROUP SCHADENFREUDE PERFORMS SHOW ABOUT FOOTBALL WHAT:  Schadenfreude, Chicago&#8217;s long-running, critically acclaimed sketch comedy ensemble, performs new material to skewer Bears football on Sunday, December 11, 2011, 3 PM at Lincoln Hall 2424 N. Lincoln Ave (in Chicago’s Lincoln Park), $5 &#160; Chicago’s comedic performers and improvisers take over the play-by-play for a Bears football game while [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div
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style="font-size: medium;"><strong>CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED CHICAGO SKETCH GROUP SCHADENFREUDE PERFORMS SHOW ABOUT FOOTBALL</strong></span></p><p><a
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style="font-size: medium;"><strong>WHAT:</strong>  Schadenfreude, Chicago&#8217;s long-running, critically acclaimed sketch comedy ensemble, performs new material to skewer Bears football on<strong> Sunday, December 11, 2011, 3 PM at Lincoln Hall 2424 N. Lincoln Ave </strong>(in Chicago’s Lincoln Park), $5</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span
style="font-size: medium;">Chicago’s comedic performers and improvisers take over the play-by-play for a Bears football game while watching on the big screen at one of Chicago’s preeminent rock clubs, Lincoln Hall. Join Schadenfreude and Chicago&#8217;s best and brightest performers &#8220;Mystery Science Theater 3000&#8243; the heck out of the Sunday gridiron.</span></p><p><span
style="font-size: medium;"><strong>INFO/MEDIA:</strong>  <a
href="tel:773.576.6070" target="_blank">773.576.6070</a>; <a
href="javascript:DeCryptX('KvtujoAtdibefogsfvef/ofu')" target="_blank">Justin [at] schadenfreude [dot] net</a><br
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class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">CD’s, photographs, videos, interviews and additional materials also available.                                 </span></p><p><span
style="font-size: medium;"><strong>CAST:</strong>  Kate James, Justin Kaufmann, Sandy Marshall, Stephen Schmidt and Adam Witt. <strong>Featuring: Cook County Social Club (sketch), Steve Gadlin (Blewt), Ernest Wilkins (RedEye), Scott Waguespack (32nd ward alderman), Burt Natarus (former 42nd ward alderman), Tim Smithe (Walter E. Smithe furniture), Samantha Irby (Bitches Gotta Eat), Ian Belknap (Write Club), Sarah Jindra (WBEZ), Marcus Gilmer (AV Club), Katie Rich (Second City), Phil Ridarelli (Neo-Futurists), Mark Bazer (Interview Show) and many, many more!  </strong><br
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style="font-size: medium;"><strong>HISTORY:</strong> Formed in 1997, Chicago’s sketch comedy ensemble Schadenfreude<strong> </strong>has performed on local and national stages, and is the creator and producer of the radio program “Schadenfreude,” (which aired on Chicago Public Radio 2003-05).  Schadenfreude has performed at countless venues including Chicago’s Goodman Theatre, The Second City, The Neo-Futurarium, and in New York City and Los Angeles.  Schadenfreude performed sold-out shows at the Chicago Improv Festival and was the inaugural recipient of the “Festival Highlight Award.” The ensemble has been featured in several national comedy festivals, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and at various colleges. Their work is on display at <a
href="http://www.schadenfreude.net/" target="_blank">www.schadenfreude.net</a>.<br
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style="font-size: medium;"><strong>11.30.11                      <wbr>                              <wbr>      # # # # #</wbr></wbr></strong></span></p><div
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href="http://www.schadenfreude.net/2011/10/17/taking-down-obamas-socialist-unions.php/serenity2cbusrally" rel="attachment wp-att-34577"><img
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href="http://conservapedia.com/Ohio">Ohio</a>.   No, not from Obama, or the Libyans or whoever the bad guys are supposed to be now.  Me and my fellow Ohioans are finally free from the grip of the <strong>Evil Public Unions.</strong> Like lots of other states, Ohio&#8217;s in the red big time &#8211; we&#8217;re something like a trillion bucks in debt and can&#8217;t afford anything.  I&#8217;ll give you one guess whose fault that is &#8211; say it with me &#8211; LIBERALS.   Tax and spend Liberals, to be precise.  Too many giveaways for too long, and now look what&#8217;s happened.  <a
href="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0828-08.htm">Honest corporations</a> are getting hit with too many taxes and are flocking to places like <a
href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/02/08/2057172/lawmakers-demand-budget-details.html">Florida</a> and <a
href="http://www.texastribune.org/texas-taxes/2011-budget-shortfall/">Texas</a>, cause they don&#8217;t have any income tax and things are booming.</p><p>Luckily, we Conservatives kicked ass in November.  So we got Governor John Kaisch, an <a
href="http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/04/john-kasich-and-lehman">honest businessman</a> and smart guy who&#8217;s gonna get us out of the hole.  First up &#8211; knock the <strong>Evil Public Unions</strong> down a notch.  Now, as a rule, unions aren&#8217;t all <a
href="http://conservapedia.com/Unions">bad.</a> I&#8217;m in the local tuckpointers union, not because I want to be, but because Richie says I have to if I want to do any work in Cleveland.  Which is dumb, but whatever, Richie&#8217;s lined me up with some good gigs like when we demolished the old<a
href="http://elliottlarkfield.typepad.com/undergroundbaseball/images/2007/07/25/clevemuni.jpg"> Municipal Stadium</a>.  Anyway,its a PRIVATE union.  Meaning it isn&#8217;t tax payer funded like the teacher, firefighter or cop unions.</p><p
style="text-align: left">Governor Kaisch knows that teachers and firefighters are living the high life in Ohio.  They&#8217;ve got these crazy <a
href="http://www.gobankingrates.com/retirement/ohio-teachers-retirement-age-increase-pensions/">pensions</a> and make <a
href="http://www.teacher-world.com/teacher-salary/ohio.html">5 figures</a>, from what I hear.  And I&#8217;m paying for it?  Uh-uh.  So Kaisch kicked in with <a
href="http://www.legislature.state.oh.us/bills.cfm?ID=129_SB_5">Senate Bill 5 (SB5).</a> That means you can still have meetings and charge dues, but you can&#8217;t bargain and you have to do whatever he says.  In other words, UNION BUSTED.  And its the right thing to do, to get the budget under control and because Rush says so. <a
href="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_021811/content/01125106.guest.html"> Teacher Unions are like Terrorists,</a> in that they use children to get what they want.  Just like Obama wants!  So I can&#8217;t see any need for teacher unions.</p><p
style="text-align: left">Well&#8230;</p><p
style="text-align: left">So, my wife Sadie teaches Speech and Theater over at Lakewood High.  A couple of years ago she had this kid in her class, some punk with a mohawk who didn&#8217;t want to be in school.  He was giving her all sorts of headaches, trying to ruin her class.  One day she came home upset&#8230;turns out the punk called her a bitch to her face.</p><p
style="text-align: left">Let me tell you something, jack.  NO ONE says anything like that to my Sadie.  I decided to have a little &#8220;chat&#8221; with the young man, so I drove the F150 over to the school and waited outside in the parking lot.  Sure enough, the little shit came out the back door, started smoking a cigarette.  I cornered him by the flag pole and pulled my tuckpointing trowel on&#8217;em.</p><p
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style="text-align: left">I told him that I was going to tuckpoint his face off if he didn&#8217;t apologize to my wife <a
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class="alignleft size-full wp-image-34578" src="http://www.schadenfreude.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/trowel.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="200" /></a>pronto.  He got real scared and ran off.  Mission accomplished!  Or so I thought.  Next night, Sadie came home staring daggers at me.  The kid went to the principal and told him that Sadie and me were going to kill him or something.  Which is bullshit, but sure enough Sadie was in deep trouble.  There was a hearing and for awhile we were sweating it out that she&#8217;d get fired.  That would&#8217;ve been really bad, &#8217;cause Sadie&#8217;s salary keeps the house going most of the time when I&#8217;m in between tuckpointing gigs.  But her teachers union brought in some hot shot lawyer, who made the kid look like a reject and got her off with a fine and a warning.  That lawyer was pretty awesome; he got me a suspended sentence when I was arrested and rung up in court for assault.  He even sprung for a marriage counselor afterward when Sadie wanted to split &#8211; that worked out good and she&#8217;s more in love with me than ever.   I think.</p><p
style="text-align: left">So, the moral of the story is&#8230;teacher unions shouldn&#8217;t be able to collective bargain, but they&#8217;re good for lawyers and getting out of a jam.  Maybe they aren&#8217;t that <strong>evil.</strong> At least not in Ohio.  Wisconsin, though is another story.  We&#8217;ll save that one for later.  Obama&#8217;s probably behind those guys 100% &#8211; and you know that can&#8217;t be good.</p><p
style="text-align: left">Listen, I&#8217;ve got some emailing to do &#8211; the local GOP says we should start making up Google and Yahoo accounts so we can send supportive emails to Kaisch and Gov. Walker in Wisconsin, so I gotta get to typing.  Till next time, Fred the Tuckpointer signing off.</p><div
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class="wp-caption-text">Dyslexic or just can&#039;t tell left from right?</p></div><p>dyslexia works?  At least I don’t have to worry about him reading my reviews.</p><p>David is, of course, wearing a bad approximation of the Indiana Jones hat.  He does this awesome thing where he dances terribly and then suddenly remembers that he’s supposed to puff out his chest.  It’s like some kind of drunk, exotic bird’s mating dance.  He stumbles at the end and nearly breaks Kym’s back over his knee.  Because they fill the studio with the dumbest people alive, the crowd loves it.  The gay judge said, “I love the way you crack your whip, tight muscles and tight pants.  Work on your turns.”  He is on point tonight.  The lady judge loved every minute of it.  The old judge liked his attitude but thought the rest was a “temple of doom.”  Then the judges fight.</p><p>My score: Idniaan Jnose.</p><p><strong>Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya — Viennese Walz</strong></p><p>They are dancing to “The Curse of the Black Pearl” from Pirates of the Caribbean.  Anna brings in an enormous, muscly guy to teach them how to fight with swords.  Carson hits on the guy the whole time.  He’s confident he can pull off the pirate thing because pirates are basically “men in tight pants and low cut shirts looking for jewelry.”  Indeed.</p><p>They give Carson a fake goatee for the dance.  I’d wear a disguise if I danced like that, too.  Everyone is terrible this week and it’s delightful.  Maybe that will finally get this show cancelled.  The lady judge says it was like being on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride “but weirder.”  The old judge said, “It’s like childbirth, terrible when it’s happening and a joy when it’s over.”  He adds, “It was great fun.  If I was at home I’d be phoning for you.”  The gay judge simply said, “Pirates of the Caribbean 5: The Revenge of the Gay Blade.  You lost your steps but it was fun.”  Gay judge is on fire tonight.</p><p>My score: How am I supposed to top “Revenge of the Gay Blade?”</p><p><strong>Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus — Paso Doble</strong></p><p>Nancy will be forced to dance to the theme from Flash Gordon.  Tristan visits her at her show and asks her to show the attitude on the floor that she gives on the show.  She thinks the aggression that she learned in law school and the courtroom will help her with this dance.  No, learning how to dance will help you with this dance.</p><p>Strangely, there’s no weird lead in to the dance.  She’s just wearing lots of gold and red.  This is the weirdest song in the world to dance to.  Especially when you have to do so much weird posing and strutting.  Someone is deliberately sabotaging this show.  I love that person.  The old judge thinks “The dancing is competent but there’s no excitement.”  The gay judge tells Nancy, “You have to be a ball breaker out there.”  The lady judge wants the other judges to give Nancy more credit.  I still want to know who the hell she is.</p><p>My score: Tom Selleck.  She’s Tom Selleck in drag, right?</p><p><strong>Hope Solo and Maks Chmerkovskiy — Foxtrot<br
/> </strong>Hope will be dancing to “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” from Toy Story.  Am I the only person in this world who has not seen this movie?  Probably.  Anyway, Maks yells and fights with her just like he always does with his partners.  Even the brain dead people who like this show have to be getting sick of it.</p><p>They’re all dressed up in cowboy outfits.  Unfortunately, they cover up Hope’s legs.  She is easily the best of the night because she’s the only one who didn’t look like she was completely lost the whole time.  The gay judge loved it and said “nice” a lot.  The lady judge said, “It made me smile the whole way through.”  The old judge tells her, “You could go all the way in this competition.”  Then he gets real mad lectures her about needing to work harder and longer in the rehearsal room and he swears.  The old man is cranky tonight, folks.  So is the old judge.</p><p>My score: Not enough leg.</p><p><strong>Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke — Paso Doble</strong></p><p>Rob gets the Superman theme.  He feels like he can relate to Clark Kent because he is shy and uncomfortable.  He also wears fake glasses.  He thinks that people think he’s a loser.  He’s right.  He wants to prove everyone wrong.  He’s working so hard, guys.  So hard.</p><p>There’s no way they’ll have him rip off his nerdy glasses and suit to reveal a Superman costume, right?  No way.  That’s just too much.  The dance is stompy and weird but at least he looks like he’s remembered the routine.  Wait, they did it!  They ripped open his shirt to reveal a K.  I just can’t believe they actually did it.  Special moment, everyone.  Lady judge said, “I likes the way you move.  You’re steady in the ballroom.”  Gay judge, “It’s time to leave Smallville and take on the world.  You have to believe in yourself more.”  That was Superman’s problem, too.  The old judge said, “I didn’t mind it, but I can’t go into raptures about it.”    Why does everyone on the show spend so much time trying to subvert the old judge’s dislike of everything that sucks?  He’s the only one with any real perspective.</p><p>My score: Superdouche</p><p><strong>Ricki Lake and Derek Hough — Tango<br
/> </strong>Ricki and Derek will be dancing to the theme from Psycho.  Really?  It’s no surprise that Derek is having trouble choreographing a routine to this crazy song.  Ricki struggles with the technique of the Tango and she wants to quit.  She breaks down.  Is anyone surprised that she sheds the fist tears?</p><p>I thought the Flash Gordon theme was a weird song to dance to.  This is nearly impossible.  I love that they are doing this to the dancers.  Anyway, I’m bored and Megatron just scored a touchdown.  The Bears are in trouble.  The crowd gives Nancy a standing O.  The old judge said, “You’re like the US Mail, you always deliver.”  The gay judge calls it “A blockbusting performance worthy of three sequels.”  The lady judge simply said, “Brilliance in the ballroom.  Done.”  Ricki gets the first two tens of the season.</p><p>My score: Flash!  Ahhhh-AHHHH!</p><p><strong>Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer — Paso Doble<br
/> </strong></p><div
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class="wp-caption-text">Fly away, little birdie.</p></div><p>You knew Chaz was going to get the Rocky theme.  When he was a young girl, he wanted to be just like Rocky.  Lacey wants the dance to feel like they are in the boxing ring the whole time.  Because she is concerned about Chaz’s endurance, Lacey brings in Richard Simmons to help train him.  Holy shit, Richard Simmons looks awful.  Is he dying?  Does he have cancer?</p><p>Oh sweet god.  Chaz is going after it.  He’s laying it all out there and it is hilarious.  Have you ever seen a pigeon that is too fat to fly?  That’s Chaz Bono in this routine.  You need to find a clip of this on YouTube.  The gay judge said, “In the true spirit of Rocky, no matter how many hits you take you keep coming back and getting stronger.”  The lady judge cries because he gets “under her skin.”  The old judge said, “It wasn’t a knockout performance but it was your best dance to date.”  They’ve completely given up on giving him notes.</p><p>My score: Seriously, find a clip of this dance online.  NOW.</p><p><strong>J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff — Foxtrot<br
/> </strong>J.R. will dance to the Pink Panther theme.  Karina is pushing him hard this week because she knows she’s got the best partner.  She brings in another professional ballroom dancer to help teach him how to dance — a dude.  Is that fair?  Shouldn’t that be cheating or something?</p><p>He’s dressed in a pink tux and top hat.  Also, he’s wearing a fake mustache.  Can he even grow a real one?  Wouldn’t it be awesome if you never had to shave?  Not if you had to survive a horrible explosion, I guess.  The lady judge said, “I thought it was okay.  It fell a little flat for me.”  The old judge said, “This was the best male dance of the night.  This is fabulous.”  He’s not even bothering to hide his disdain for the other judges.  The gay judge said, “You can do it all, you’re great.”  No one is going to critique this guy, either.</p><p>My score: Why does the lady judge hate America?</p><div
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/> </strong>Rob most memorable year is the year his father passed away.  He even got a tattoo of his dad on his forearm.  You know, in case he forgets.  He’ll be dancing to Frank Sinatra’s “Fly Me To the Moon” because it was one of his dad’s favorite songs.</p><p>This is the first time I’ve ever seen a Kardashian think and man is he really thinking hard about this dance.  I can almost see the think waves flying off of him.  I bet he moves his lips when he reads.  After the dance, they cut to his family giving a standing ovation, except Kim is not standing.  Maybe she doesn’t know the dance is over.  The old judge says, “You just put the ‘dash’ in Kardashian.”  The gay judge compares him to Guys and Dolls but Rob has no idea what that is.  Neither do I.  The lady judge like it because he improves every week.  Isn’t that what you are supposed to do?</p><p>My score: I have Post Traumatic Kardashian Disorder.</p><p><strong>Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani — Rhumba<br
/> </strong>Surprise!  Her most memorable year was the year she released her only hit song.  She was also drinking and doing drugs.  Then she got clean and married Billy</p><div
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class="wp-caption-text">An awful person.</p></div><p>Baldwin.  So many mistakes.  I’m sure you’re not surprised that she’s dancing to her own song, “Hold On.”  During rehearsal, she breaks down crying.  Why?  Because she released a hit song and married another star?  Does she realize that J.R. suffered permanent physical (and presumably psychological) damage serving his country?</p><p>I’d forgotten how bad this song is — especially when this band covers it.  Her dance feels like dance by numbers.  It’s like his partner is afraid to let her dance full speed.  BUT WAIT!  She did the dramatic fist clench that everyone uses to make fun of people trying to be dramatic!  There is nothing too cheesy for this show!  NOTHING!  The gay judge said, “You belong in a museum.”  I think he meant insane asylum.  The lady judge told her, “You are stunning to watch.  It’s like butter.”  Yes, she’s like stunning butter.  The old judge said that she’s “going to be here for weeks and weeks.”  God, I hope not.  During her interview she says dance for the people who have “come over from the darkness into the light.”  Zombies?</p><p>My score: Everything is awful.</p><p><strong>Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer — Rhumba<br
/> </strong>I bet you would never have guessed that he’s going to be dancing to one of his father’s songs, “Laugh At Me.”  He’s chosen this past year as his most memorable year because he’s finally happy.  He claims it’s his theme song.  I’m sure he was under zero pressure to dance to one of his parents’ songs.</p><p>I hate to speak ill of the dead (no I don’t), but this song is terrible.  It’s Sonny Bono doing a bad Bob Dylan impression.  In fact, it’s a complete rip off of Bob Dylan’s “Like A Rolling Stone.”  He just changed the lyrics.  The lady judge says that she’s “touched by his courage.”  The old judge says it was the best dance he’s seen him do.  The gay judge talks about how hard the Rhumba is but doesn’t really give him any notes.  The judges have given up.  They’re just waiting for him to get voted off.</p><p>My score: Can Dylan sue Bono even though he’s dead?</p><p><strong>Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas — Samba<br
/> </strong>Kristin’s most memorable year?  2005, the year she graduated high school and moved to LA to pursue her career, such as it is.  She’s dancing to Beyoncé’s “Crazy In Love” because, you know, it’s a song.</p><p>She looks uncomfortable and lost because Mark throws in every Beyoncé dance move he can think of.  With the exception of my wife, skinny white girls can’t dance like Beyoncé.  The old judge liked everything but the Beyoncé stuff, which was practically all of it.  The gay judge and lady judge both liked it.  After the dance, they show Jay Cutler in the audience.  Cue the Bears fans freak out!</p><p>My score: Seriously, guys.</p><p><strong>Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya — Tango<br
/> </strong>Carson’s most memorable year was the year <em>Queer Eye for the Straight Guy</em> came out.  He said it was the first time he felt comfortable with himself.  He had always been the dorky kid in school.  He’s dancing for “the dweeby kids that don’t get picked for sports.”  See, it gets better.</p><p>The dude might not be able to dance but he can whip his head around like he’s watching a tennis match on fast forward.  The gay judge says, “That was insanely brilliant.”  The lady judge says, “I love you because you brought us drama.”  The old judge says, “You put the ‘boy’ in ‘flamboyant’.”  Carson just pizazzed them into thinking he was good.</p><p>My score: Cardigan sweaters for everyone!</p><p><strong>J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff — Rhumba<br
/> </strong>No surprise that his most memorable year was the year that he was injured and the depression he suffered.  Not fair, this is actual pain and suffering that I can’t make fun of.  He’ll be dancing to Tim McGraw’s “If You’re Reading This” which is about a dead soldier who has written a letter home to his family.  I’ll say one thing about country music artists: they really know how to pander to their fan base.</p><div
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class="wp-caption-text">A good person</p></div><p>Again, he looks like the only dancer who knows what he’s doing.  He makes it nice and slow and boring and you can practically see the judges peeing with excitement.  The crowd goes wild.  He gets emotional after the dance.  The lady judge is choked up and struggles to say anything.  She ends up thanking him for his dance.  The old judge tells him that he dances at a level that is “completely unexpected.”  Then he dares to criticize him for something.  The crowd drags him away and begins eating his limbs.  The gay judge says something unintelligible and calls him “my darling.”</p><p>My score: 9</p><p><strong>Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus — Waltz<br
/> </strong>Nancy decides that she’s going to dance to “Moon River.”  Does that mean we’re going to see her ass this week?  She tells the story of being pregnant with her twins when her lungs and heart started filling up with fluid.  Wait, is she the lady from Kate Plus Eight?  No?  She didn’t know if she or her children were going to survive.  They survived and now she has to dance.</p><p>What a weird fucking song to dance to.  So weird that I had to switch over to the Colts game for several minutes.  I’m assuming that we did not get to see her “moon river.”  I just grossed myself out.  The old judge tells her to get the “ballroom stretch.”  I can only assume that’s some sort of innuendo.  The gay judge thought she was “soft and dreamy.”  The lady judge was “transported” and said it felt like a “live action lullaby.”  Isn’t a live action lullaby just someone singing a lullaby?</p><p>My score: Colts 10, Bucs 0</p><p><strong>Ricki Lake and Derek Hough — Rhumba<br
/> </strong>We already know her story.  Her house burned down and she met her husband in the same year which is this year.  She told herself she would never get married and never do <em>Dancing With the Stars</em>.  Now she’s doing both.  Is this what we’ve come to?  Do desperate “stars” sit around telling themselves that they won’t do <em>Dancing With the Stars</em>?  She’s dancing to “Gravity” by Sara Bareilles.</p><p>What is this song?  It’s part “Little Drummer Boy” and part whiny, angst-y, whiny girly song.  Ugh.  She’s acting too hard, but she comes just short of doing the dramatic fist clench.  The gay judge compares it to a poem.  Not any specific poem, just a poem.  The lady judge says “Ricki Lake is on FIIIII-YO!”  It just got stree in here.  The old judge congratulates the pro on a great routine and Ricki on dancing it so well.</p><p>My score: Ricki dance like poem.  Me like.</p><p><strong>Hope Solo and Maks Chmerkovskiy — Cha Cha<br
/> </strong>Hope’s most memorable year was also this year because of the Women’s World Cup.  In case you weren’t paying attention, they lost the final to Japan.  This was the first time she realized sports aren’t always about winning.  Only losers say that.  She’ll be dancing to “Tonight” by Enrique Iglesias.  Maks struggles with getting her to dance sexy and does this by calling her “a big girl.”  Had he ever met a woman before this show?</p><p>Hope’s interpretation of sexy involves constant and overstated pouty lips.  The lady judge and gay judge agree that she needs to work on her sexy walk.  Walk?  How about the dance?  The old judge thought the routine was too provocative but her best dance so far.  I thought it was weird and Curtis Painter is terrible.</p><p>My score: Being sexy and dancing sexy are two very different things.</p><p><strong>David Arquette and Kym Johnson — Rhumba<br
/> </strong>Everyone’s most memorable year was this past year.  His marriage fell apart and he drank too much.  I wish one of the “stars” would have said that Dancing With the Stars is their most memorable part of the year and gotten all meta on us.  Anyway, he’s better now and loves his daughter and stuff.  He’ll be dancing to “Ooh Child.”</p><p>We really don’t need to see David Arquette’s bare chest.  We’d much rather see Kym Johnson’s bare chest.  Instead, we get to see her in a trumped up bathing suit.  This band manages to butcher songs that are tailor made for them.  The old judge thought he did a great job and says it’s the best dance he’s done.  The gay judge says he brought “vulnerability and sensitivity.”  The lady judge says, “Very nice comeback.”</p><p>My score: Open your mouth when you speak.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><div
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