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Problem: My merry-go-round is-

Problem:  My merry-go-round is-

You Lie!

Oh…busted…you’re right South Carolina’s Joe Wilson.  I don’t have a merry-go-round.  Sorry.


How Come Everyone Has A Stalker But Me?

How Come Everyone Has A Stalker But Me?

What am I doing wrong? Even Garrison has one? I was on Chicago Public Radio for almost three years and I got NOTHING. No fair! His super-fan sent him fun stuff like a petrified alligator foot, dead beetles and poems. And kudos to Garrison for dropping his restraining [...]


Back Off! Dana Jacobson Loves Jesus.

Back Off! Dana Jacobson Loves Jesus.

ESPN has suspended reporter Dana Jacobson because of remarks she made at a roast for Mike and Mike. She reportedly was drunk and she went after Mike Golic cause he went to Notre Dame. Her line was “Fuck Notre Dame, Fuck Touchdown Jesus and Fuck Jesus!” ESPN suspended her for the comments because [...]


Mole Outed by Mole Leads to Walk of Shame

I don’t watch NBC news, so I don’t know what they had to say about this – but the way the inner’tubes are lighting up about this, it’s a pretty awesome story.

There’s a convention of hackers held in Las Vegas called DefCon (which, in and of itself is ironic. I thought the idea of hackers was to stay secretive, and not let your identity be known – but hey, I guess I’m just stuck in Angelina Jolie Hackers – sue me). The conference hands out press badges, but NBC thought they would be sneaky, and try to get a mole in there to get the “real dirt” about what the hackers were doing during the conference.