Your Can’t Miss NCAA Bracket Tips
Last night the Men’s NCAA Tournament Brackets were announced. As you may know, I am one of the world’s leading experts in… well… nothing. That won’t keep me from giving you my tips for filling out a bracket that will win you all the money in your office pool.
My can’t lose NCAA Tournament Bracket Picks:
The [...]
Obama Fixed the Superbowl for New Orleans
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with a some opinions and the God’s Honest Truth about what’s rotten in this country. I’m just so angry nowadays, at how our great country is being destroyed by the criminal “president”, B. Hussein Obama. There’s so much that he’s ruined.
Like the Superbowl. The greatest of American sports traditions. [...]
Dispute Arises Over World’s Best Fans
Drew Brees proudly proclaimed tonight that New Orlean’s fans are the “best fans in the world.” At first I believed him. Then I began doing a little research. As it turns out, this is in direct contradiction to what Steelers’ Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger said last January when Pittsburth defeated the Baltimore Ravens in the AFC [...]
These are real names of Lingerie Football League Teams
These are real names of Lingerie Football League Teams
Philadelphia Passion
Chicago Bliss
Miami Caliente
New York Majesty
Tampa Breeze
Dallas Desire
Denver Dream
Los Angeles Temptation
San Diego Seduction
Seattle Mist
These Aren’t
St. Petersburg Flow
Montreal Chablis
Edgarville Trivia Knights
Beaver Valley Entendres
Phoenix Mons
Pittsburgh Wineboxes
Jersey City Booslers
Detroit Gazongas
Nashville Engorge
Houston Raunch
Hartford Restraining Orders
Even Sports Guys Can’t Get a Kiss…
Ha ha. Really makes me feel better about being a theater nerd. Even sports guys can’t get a kiss from his OWN significant other after winning the NLCS. That must have been an awkward drive home.
Here we go again….
How can we miss you if you don’t ever leave?
Why I can’t be a golfer…
Over the last weekend, I watched a cumulative 36 hours of golf. I kinda like it, the strategy, the tension, the awesome fist pumps when a guy hits a BALL with a stick. Yeah, the irony isn’t lost on me… But, there are also awesome moments of… well, schadenfreude. Like when a golfer completely [...]
As if you needed another reason to hate The Lakers
Is it a cultural disconnect that prevents me from understanding why people burn down their neighborhoods and destroy property because they like their sports team? I don’t like Basketball, perhaps there’s something I don’t understand about it that these people do? Personally all this behavior ruined my memory of how happy Chris Brown was when [...]
Hondurans and Beer
When Honduras scored their only goal in the 5th minute of their World Cup qualifying game against the U.S. at Soldier Field, thousands of Honduras fans, most of them likely Hondurans, threw their beers. All over the place, but mostly on the right side of my head and body. Given the ratio of Hondurans to [...]
Note to Cavs fans – LeBron’s a dick.
There’s a video of this, but really, it’s long and boring, and full of stuff about how the Cavs need to do some stuff to get better, and how he’s really let down they didn’t beat the Magic(!!) [And, as Adam pointed out - the MAGIC? Is there even a fan base for things outside [...]
“MMA” is the new “Ninja”
I hate to generalize but…wait…is it “hate?” No, I meant “like”; but doesn’t it seem that the people who are into Mixed Martial Arts and Ultimate Fighting now are the same sort of people who were into Ninjas back in the day? The next time someone wants to tell you how awesome MMA is or [...]
*&#$**%&^&*@# Broncos
Being a football-loving ten-year resident of Chicago that grew up in Denver, recent events have confused and irritated me. When I was 8, I started playing little league football just outside of Denver. My uncle Wayne said to me “If you’re going to play football, you’re going to be a Notre Dame fan, and [...]
Noc – We’re Gonna Miss Ya’
SO the word came down that Andres Nocioni is gone from the Bulls. A sad day, indeed. Why, OH WHY does the economy need to strike us where it hurts?!
Noc – in honor of your tenure with the Chicago Bulls, we play you out by finding this tribute song that someone else wrote [...]
I just got kicked in the nuts…I could go for some Doritos
Just getting around to posting this. BLK noted early on in the Superbowl, after someone received a snowglobe in the nuts, that violence is clearly deemed humorous by advertisement creators. After that we noticed that every commercial break during the Superbowl involved someone getting punched, kicked, or hit by a bus (Doritos again). Did anyone [...]
Even (8x) Gold Medalists Smoke Pot.
I mean c’mon. Looking at this guy outside of the pool, you KNOW you would have accused him of being a stoner. Here’s just the proof.
Does that mean he goes from being the winningest swimmer to losing all of his medals? Or is marijuana not a drug that IOC cares about?
Superbowl XLIII – The helmet perspective.
That is just too pussy a design to win the Superbowl. It always seems that teams have to change their pussy old team design to something ferocious and hip before they can go to the Superbowl, but certainly to win it. The Patriots could never win the Superbowl with their old pussy Sam-Adams-in-three-point-stance, but once [...]
Random observations from watching the Cubs lose in L.A.
* Either Dodger fans are total assholes, or being yelled at is merely the plight of wearing the opposition cap in a stadium looking at the NL Championship. Can’t confirm.
* Guys, you have the second cheapest seats in the stadium, you’re behind the foul pole, please don’t shout that the last ball was a strike. [...]
Off to see the Cubs play the Dodgers
You know, they always give SOME sort of false expectation besides merely winning their division, I’m thinking tonight is that road win that will inspire Chicago for up to 24 hours. It’s been 80 with no rain here for, roughly the last eight months. Cold and rainy today for that full Wrigley experience.
Mortal Kombat: Dayton vs. Peoria – FIGHT!
Something interesting happened in Dayton! My Dayton-area family’s in town right now and they’re watching nothing but Dayton news in L.A. Check out the Peoria pitcher, he comes out and throws a ball at the opposition dugout, that move makes this the most justified bench clearer I’ve ever seen. If you don’t clear the bench, [...]
Legalize Jarts!
Legalize Jarts! from Schadenfreude Media, LLC on Vimeo.
When last we left Jim From Oxford, he was asking us to Hang In There, and building a giant Jart for the Red Bull Soapbox Race. I have just returned from Oxford with exclusive footage of this three-wheeled wonder. Watch as Jim tries to pull a dramatic Starsky [...]