Sure about that, New York Times?
Really, NYTimes? This is really the guy that a woman wants examining her breasts? This is the best you could find for your front page story?
Let’s Help Conan…
…by creating a YouTube video and trying to get a billion views. Good friend Steve Delahoyde passed this on with the simple request of posting it to get a billion views. I still haven’t done the math to see how a billion views is going to get Conan saved – but at this [...]
The Pre-Teen Girl Mixed Message of the Day!
You want bigger boobs? Sure! The pageant people will help you pay for them! Bigger boobs are more beautiful and will help you win.
WAIT! WHAT?!
You took photos with your boobs showing? That’s inappropriate, disgusting and goes against everything the pageant stands for.
The New Future of the GOP, Issue 3
Meghan McCain. Ok this one is no bit. If I had coordinated with Stephen, this could have been a double feature of New Future of the GOP and Hot or Not. She’s got a more relaxed outlook than most of her old-schooler compatriots in the GOP, and sans nasty disposition.
“The Temptations Sign Up Women for Free Mammograms”
That’s the upcoming hard hitting story on today’s ABC7’s 11AM news. Commence with the punchlines…
Mini-Rave!
It’s been a while now since our show “This Country’s F$cked”, but we were lucky enough to have Jenny Staben in the house taking pictures. She sent us a bunch and we’ve been too busy/lazy to put them up. So maybe we can get em up one at a time. This one is the best [...]
Coyote Ugly! 1 Night Only!
So, The Neo-Futurists are at it again with their Summer staged reading series of some of the worst movies ever made: It Came From The Neo-Futurarium. Tomorrow night (Thursday 7/31) is the final night in the series and they are going out with a big-boobed bang! COYOTE UGLY is on the menu and I am [...]
It’s Time for Another Round of…
Who the hell is she, and why do I care? Seriously. Yet another woman with another show on some channel. And it seems as though everywhere I turn, there’s someone else talking to me about her…
Help me Schadenfreude.net reader, you’re my only hope.
For the Star Wars Lover in All of Us…
I’m just worried that the guy wants to hump a Stormtrooper. He does know they were all guys, right? Right?