You, Schadenfreude.net Reader, you’re just a Schadenfreude.net Reader.
The world’s smartest Schadenfreude.net Reader poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
No such thing as a free lunch…
At least where Chicago Public Radio is concerned! CPR hired us to write/direct/shoot/produce/art direct/cast/envision/market/edit/set build and deliver these shorts showing people the failures of getting something for free…
Sure, we may have gotten Steve Delahoyde to do the shooting, editing, a tad of the directing and most of the art direction, but the rest of it [...]
You Be the Judge Schadenfreude.net Reader
You know how to play Apples to Apples, right? Choose the red card that goes best with the green card. Today.
Schadenfreude.net Reader! I Love You!
But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!
Dear Schadenfreude.net Reader,
On the night I travel back in time you will be shot by terrorists. Please do whatever is necessary to prevent this terrible tragedy from occurring.
Look! You’ve heard enough! I have answered your questions!
Now I have to see Schadenfreude.net Reader!
So Jewel-Osco is downsizing…
According to Tribune/ChicagoBreakingNews.com –
Tribune staff report | Jewel Osco, the Chicago area’s largest grocery chain, will shed 110 store management jobs in an effort to be more competitive.
Jewel has traditionally operated its stores with two managers, one for the Jewel food business, the other for the Osco pharmacy operation. Going forward, the company will [...]
You’re gonna be a great writer someday, Schadenfreude.net Reader.
You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard-up for material.
I was hard on you when you was growin’ up, Schadenfreude.net reader.
I did things that made you hate me. Now, you can see why I did.
I don’t know who you are Schadenfreude.net reader – I don’t know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Happy Birthday Andrew!
Today my son Andrew turns the big 0-1. Yep. Today. SEPTEMBER 11th. To all those out there who say “Whoa!” or make this face when I say his Birthday is SEPTEMBER 11th I say this –> I get it.
When is your Birthday? Let’s say June 28th, 1975. You can say “June 28th” or “Six, twenty-eight, [...]
Human Experimentation Not Just For Nazis Anymore
In what may be one of the most revolting developments yet concerning America’s “War on Terror,” Physicians for Human Rights is claiming that US doctors–working in conjunction with the CIA–may be guilty of engaging in unlawful human experimentation. The Guardian reports:
“The most incendiary accusation of PHR’s latest report, Aiding Torture, is that doctors actively monitored the [...]
Everything’s under control, Schadenfreude.net Reader. Situation normal.
We had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you.
How are you?