R.I.P.

R.I.P.


Our exclusive interview with Corey.

Our exclusive interview with Corey.

The blogosphere and news world is going to be blowing up with news about Corey Haim’s death. Fortunately, back in 2005 – Adam Witt had the exclusive opportunity to sit down for a real heart-to-heart with Corey. It was at times funny, at times touching, but most of all, real.
As to what [...]


Can I tell you my favorite Michael Jackson story, real quick?

So I have a roommate who, contrary to any interest I’ve ever been aware of, got obsessed with seeing This Is It, the movie that took 1,000 hours of editing in order to make Michael Jackson look like he wasn’t a total weirdo pain-in-the-ass to work with – and an additional 1,000 hours to make [...]


Adios, Amigo!


Adios, Amigo!


“Sincerely, John Hughes” – a pretty cool story

"Sincerely, John Hughes" - a pretty cool story

I’m one movie into my John Hughes mournfest. Can you believe that I’ve never seen a single frame of Pretty In Pink? I don’ t know how in 20 years I’ve never even seen a scene from the movie. Every single moment was brand new to me. Which was actually quite special because I got [...]


I am completely in love with John Hughes today

I am completely in love with John Hughes today

It sucks that John Hughes has to die to remind me just how much I love him. But I’ve just been thinking about his movies constantly over the last 24 sad sad hours.
If anyone wants to hear a very rare 47 minute interview with Hughes, Slashfilm has posted one, also available on iTunes from AFI.
What [...]


Let’s Recap.

I think today would be best spent hunting through the 9 Billion clips on YouTube and the inter’webs finding some of the greatest scenes from John Hughes. He defined teenage angst and Chicago. If it weren’t for all the geeks who have seen Star Wars 300 times a year for the past 30 years, [...]


Hot or Not?


This is not the symbol I would use to capture the essence of Michael Jackson


Exploitathon 3000, 2009

This is a Marshamallow bearing a ghostly image of The King Of Pop. The question is, did someone pull a marshmallow out of the fire and recognize the resemblance? And if not, how many marshmallows did they go through the get one to look JUST like him? and were they trying for Off The Wall, [...]


Hey Sandy, here’s that collection of Michael Jackson’s toenails you were looking for


On your mark, get set, EXPLOIT!

On your mark, get set, EXPLOIT!

Personally, I see James Brown, but I’m not as familiar with pre-Thriller Michael.


A Weird Dude = Opportunity for Conservative to Shoot Mouth Off

A Weird Dude = Opportunity for Conservative to Shoot Mouth Off

I feel really bad for Representative Peter T. King of Long Island.
Mr. King said this week that Michael Jackson is a “low life” and “child molester.”
Michael Jackson was undoubtedly a weird dude. His transformation over the years was mind-boggling. Was he black? Was he white? Turns out that it don’t matter. But that nose? The [...]


RIP Karl Malden

Glad I’m not famous… Ok, so I’m sure bunches of regular people have died in the last week, but it really seems like the Angel of Death is going after people either we thought were already dead, or sick and tired of anyway…
What’s even worse? I learned about this from someone’s Facebook status. [...]


RIP Farrah Fawcett, and possible RIP Michael Jackson…

RIP Farrah Fawcett, and possible RIP Michael Jackson...

I have to admit, losing Farrah REALLY doesn’t affect me. I didn’t buy the poster, I didn’t watch the original Charile’s Angels. I never even saw, “The Burning Bed.” All I know is that at one time, she was married to the Six Million Dollar Man. So… I really have nothing [...]


Breaking: Ed McMahon down on his luck is dead.

Breaking: Ed McMahon down on his luck is dead.

Honestly, I’m happy that this guy finally passed. He outlived his fame. Him, Mr. T, Gary Coleman and MC Hammer are people that should all, sooner or later, fade into the greatness of the sky. Reading about McMahon – and his poor investments, terrible divorces that raped him of more than 2/3 [...]


Oh, and Adam should have also mentioned that he likes to wear women’s clothes.

Oh, and Adam should have also mentioned that he likes to wear women's clothes.

And more and more details keep coming out. Turns out the press in Bangkok revealed this photo from the scene. First, we find out that he died in Bangkok. Second, we find out Adam drank and hung out with him. Now, we find out he also like to dress like a [...]


Oh…and I guess he liked to be tied up and jack off.

Didn’t know to include that in my initial post about David Carradine. He didn’t talk much about it, but then I only worked on a movie with him for three weeks. I’m sure the sort of knots you like to tie your balls in comes up more around the four or five month marker in [...]


RIP David Carradine – Barefoot Kung-Fu Magician Master

RIP David Carradine - Barefoot Kung-Fu Magician Master

I will always remember watching “Kung Fu” on KMSP Channel 9. He walked through the desert. Or the plains. Or some snow-covered landscape.
But, apparently, he’d had enough. He decided to take a long walk off a short pier, and end his life. In Bangkok. I can’t quite find out yet if [...]


Danny Gans is Dead.

Please post in the comments the number of bad impressions done in 7 minutes. AND GO!
Thanks Andrew and the BEZ crew.


RIP – Marilyn Chambers

RIP - Marilyn Chambers

{Insert Green Door porn/Ivory Snow joke here}


24 Tuesday Wrap-Up: Special Dedication

24 Tuesday Wrap-Up: Special Dedication

Yeah, I’ve been slack on keeping up with these, but really – nothing’s changed in the show. No one believes Jack, impossible event that could never happen happens, and then the power-that-be realize that Jack was right… Until next time.
However, last night was a special event. The true death of one of the [...]


Ricardo Montalban: 1920 – 2008

This post is just an excuse for a comment section full of  Star Trek II quotes.  Shields up, Captain?