Coyote Ugly! 1 Night Only!
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So,
The Neo-Futurists are at it again with their Summer staged reading series of some of the worst movies ever made:
It Came From The Neo-Futurarium. Tomorrow night (Thursday 7/31) is the final night in the series and they are going out with a big-boobed bang!
COYOTE UGLY is on the menu and I am pitching in by playing the part of Lill, the bar owner with a tough exterior and a heart of goldschlager (played masterfully in the movie by Maria Bello). There will be lots of gyrating, bottle twirling and top-notch acting. You don’t wanna miss this one! $10. Tomorrow night. Be there, or get liquor poured down your throat while several women sexually assault you.
