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Problem: I want to tell my Platoon that I’m gay, but I have to follow the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy

Problem: I want to tell my Platoon that I'm gay, but I have to follow the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy

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Mar 17, 2010 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , , | Leave A Comment »

Problem: I need to “adjust myself” time to time, but I’m an important Executive

Problem: I need to "adjust myself" time to time, but I'm an important Executive

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Feb 23, 2010 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , | 1 Comment »

Problem: I want to make ordering a pizza exciting for the delivery guy.

Problem: I want to make ordering a pizza exciting for the delivery guy.

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Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: 100% Filler, Problem-Solution | Tags: , , | Leave A Comment »

Problem: I’m not sure how to tell my one-night stand I’m a big fan of Star Wars the next morning.

Problem: I'm not sure how to tell my one-night stand I'm a big fan of Star Wars the next morning.

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Jan 28, 2010 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , | 4 Comments »

Problem: I found the perfect gift for Dad… but I also need to get him a stocking stuffer.

Problem: I found the perfect gift for Dad... but I also need to get him a stocking stuffer.

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Dec 21, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , , , | 1 Comment »

Problem: You need to turn your lights on, but you’re just not that good at clapping.

Problem: You need to turn your lights on, but you're just not that good at clapping.

Oct 27, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , , , | 3 Comments »

Problem: I really like the film “The Silence of the Lambs”, but many of my houseguests will never know

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Sep 29, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , | Leave A Comment »

Problem: My merry-go-round is-

Problem: My merry-go-round is-

You Lie!

Oh…busted…you’re right South Carolina’s Joe Wilson.  I don’t have a merry-go-round.  Sorry.

Sep 28, 2009 | Categories: Angry People Are Funny, Douche of the Day, Dumb People Are Funny, Problem-Solution, The Spotlight Sucks | Tags: | Leave A Comment »

Problem: I want to smell good, but I don’t want to lose my street cred

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Sep 18, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: | Leave A Comment »

Problem: How can I combine my love for guns with my love for women?

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Sep 15, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , | Leave A Comment »

Problem: I like taking day trips to distant vineyards BUT wine makes me sleepy.

Problem: I like taking day trips to distant vineyards BUT wine makes me sleepy.

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Sep 11, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , | 2 Comments »

Problem: Adam loves to run AND smoke. Where does he put his cigarettes?

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Sep 09, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: | 4 Comments »

Problem: I love Tackleberry from “Police Academy”, but I don’t think of him while I’m having my breakfast

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Sep 08, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , | Leave A Comment »

Problem: My doctor says I should eat more salad, but I really believe there’s always room for Jell-O

Problem: My doctor says I should eat more salad, but I really believe there's always room for Jell-O

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Sep 02, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , | 1 Comment »

Problem: I want to be a parent, but holding babies is *really* hard

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Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , | Leave A Comment »

Problem: I love the taste of Life Savers candy, but I’m sooo thirsty

Problem: I love the taste of Life Savers candy, but I'm sooo thirsty

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Aug 31, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , | 1 Comment »

Problem: I love eating Cheetos, but they dry out my lips

Problem: I love eating Cheetos, but they dry out my lips

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Aug 27, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , | 1 Comment »

Problem: My toddler needs fresh air, but I don’t like going outside

Problem: My toddler needs fresh air, but I don't like going outside

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Aug 25, 2009 | Categories: Problem-Solution | Tags: , , | Leave A Comment »