15 Signs Your Husband Is Gay
This is from a real article. It was published in Christwire.org. My favorites are 11 and 14. In fact based on those two, I might be gay. 15 signs your husband is gay… Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers Looks at other men in a flirtatious way Feigning attention in church and prayer [...]
The Best Viral Ad Campaign Ever
This is simply the best viral ad campaign ever. This takes place on the site Chatroulette. The young men undoubtedly thought they were about to see the breasts of a flirtatious, adventurous, attractive young woman.
New Michael Jackson video game released!
Michael Jackson’s estate is said to releases a video game based on the King of Pop. Kids, you’ll have a blast collecting platinum albums and chasing down young innocent boys as you attempt to get back to Neverland alive!
“The Expendables” looks awesome, but wait, WHO is the black action hero?
Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bruce Willis… what do they all have in common? They’re all action movie actors. They’re the action movie actors. They are who you think of when you’re casting an action movie. And, apparently, they’re who The Expendables director, producers, casting director all thought [...]
Welcome to Schadenfreude’s San Diego ComiCon Coverage!
This here is James Alsup. You may remember him from last year’s coverage, telling us all about the Nerd Riots for the crazy toys. He’s back in SD covering the CC, and we are super-excited – this year he has some sort of Golden Ticket/Bribe Pass that gets him in early before everyone else. He’s [...]
What ever happened to …?
Ever wonder what ever happened to Teddy Duchamp, the luckless, one-eared wonder who, together with his three emaciated friends, set the precedent for modern-day bromances when they scoured the landscape for Ray Bower’s mutilated body in “Stand By Me”? Turns out he became the sort of hipster-approved pop culture-ist who can write an entire essay [...]
Ummm, WHAT? Facebook: The Movie? Oh, sorry. The Social Network? WTF?
I’m a pretty entertainment-liberal kinda guy. I’ll watch just about anything. Transmorphers? Seen it. Gauda Prime Consipiracy? Yup. I even watched Sex and the City once it hit HBO. Honestly, I will sit down, at some point, and watch Twilight. Why? Mainly because I like to see how people try to entertain the masses. And, [...]
Is it too soon to call this the best video of 2010? Doesn’t matter, I’m getting me a pet AT-AT.
I can’t help but falling in love with the pet AT-AT. I love this. And if you haven’t seen this yet, why not?! Seriously. Name another franchise that has created as much love as Star Wars. Sex and the City? No, in fact, in 8 months, you’re gonna forget about it. Indiana Jones? Lovable, but [...]
Rhymefest, I think the term is “dropped”
As in, “Your new album DROPPED today.” That’s right, Schaden-friend Rhymefest (who will be appearing live, on stage with The Jordan Years, Eddie & Jobo, Tim Smithe, Joe Bill and Brian Babylon on Thursday, June 17th) just released his latest masterpiece “El Che” Now, I may be white, but I know a damn hit when [...]
Meet an Extra!
While waiting in line to be an extra on Transformers 3, I thought I’d pass the time by getting to know the people I’m in line with. Meet Nicole. She’s from Appleton, and is currently a Pharmacy Technician. She’s here because she has a twin, and can do mean kicks. She woke up at 3.30AM [...]
Is Jonah Hill funny?
I really can’t tell. I’ve seen him in a bunch of movies, and he gets the good lines, but, is he funny? I keep seeing ads for “Get Him to My Career Vehicle” and I find myself NOT laughing at his parts. The “deadpan commenting on the wild crazy situation and I’m an oddball, don’t [...]
First gay cartoon character? Yeah right.
Archie comics has recently announced that they will introduce the first openly gay character, Kevin Keller to the group of high school friends. First openly gay character? Yeah right. Oh how quickly we forget these two trailblazers…
The 50 Questions Lost Needs To Answer… The Report Card!
Fave site io9 published a list of 50 questions that LOST needed to answer. Or at least should have attempted to answer before calling it quits this past Sunday. As you can see, according to io9 – LOST failed. Hit the link to see all 50 – and whether it was answered, unanswered or they [...]
Play Pac-Man on Google!
Visit the Google homepage today – and you will see this: Wait for it to load, and go ahead and play 256 levels of Google-Man! Complete with Cherries, Bananas and other fruits! Oh my, what’s that in the search bar? Is it…? Why yes, I think it is! Google is suggesting that since you are [...]
Top 10 LOST Moments Ever (with Poll!)
This is my list of the top 10 Lost moments in the history of the show. Emphasis on the MY. These are the moments that made the most impact on my memory — some are “holy shit!” moments, some are plain old “*stunned silence*” moments, some are jump out of your seat with joy moments. And I know there are [...]
My childhood is our future: Wampa Rug Edition (Slave Leia not included)
I’m not gonna lie, and I would expect those of you geeks out there to also fess up – every single one of us fantasized about getting Slave Leia (complete with chain around the neck) alone on a Wampa Rug. Ok, maybe not the Wampa Rug part, but at least the Slave Leia part. Now, [...]
Review of Robin Hood (2010)
Oh the hell you have rained down on us Hollywood. This creative union of Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott will bore and scare you. “Rise and rise again until lambs become lions…” Guys, you’re right. I don’t know why this hadn’t happened before now, but Robin Hood TOTALLY needed a makeover with a snappy tagline. [...]
Womenz on the internetz!
Hacktivists with boobs! Thanks FOX Affiliate, I thought only overweight dudes eating Cheetos playing WoW would be able to break into sites… and use Facebook. Code Queens, eh? I wonder if Entertainment Weekly will have an opinion on that as well…
Review for Sex and the City 2: Women in Heat
Sex and the City 2: Old Sex in Dubai: So, from what I gather in the trailers, the 4 Horsewomen of the Apocalypse are heading to the desert, riding camels, and being all sad they picked the wrong soul mate. You know, the whole thing that drove the first movie? They came back and decided [...]
Wizards, Queens, Fairies, and Show Choir
Kristin Chenoweth just got all pissed off at Newsweek, and specifically writer Ramin Setoodeh, who wrote an article, “Straight Jacket,” that claims gay actors can’t completely, convincingly play straight characters. Setoodeh, who is gay, specifically pointed out gay Jonathan Groff, who plays straight Jesse St. James (quite possibly the gayest sounding name in television history). [...]
Hot Mouth Mess
Jessica Simpson proclaimed on the Ellen show that she doesn’t brush her teeth everyday. In fact, sometimes she just wipes her teeth with a shirt or something. Here’s what the “something” category might include: mom jeans the DVD box set of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica a pair of Jessica Simpson brand stilettos wishes dudes
Something to gush about
Hey, Trendsetters. Looking for the new “it” thing? Look no further than that monthly Rorschach pattern in your panties. That’s right. This summer’s hot new trend is your little friend. Your Aunt Flo, your dot, your Red River, your visitor. Periods have never been bigger. Everyone is gushing about it. Once a cause for shame, [...]
There is NO REASON to like this new meme…
…But I do. It just makes me smile. Apparently, everyone is putting Iron Man in iconic scenes of cinema history. I present to you Exhibit A – where I first learned of this due to io9 – it’s “Nobody puts baby in the corner…” Oh, and because I know someone out there is saying to [...]
Fred Willard is probably your dad
I can’t flip the channel these days without seeing Fred Willard playing someone’s dad. I swear to God, in the past week I have seen him play no less than three dads of relatively famous TV characters: Amy’s dad in “Everybody Loves Raymond”, Phil’s dad in “Modern Family”, and… OK, so just two this week. [...]