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Our exclusive interview with Corey.
The blogosphere and news world is going to be blowing up with news about Corey Haim’s death. Fortunately, back in 2005 – Adam Witt had the exclusive opportunity to sit down for a real heart-to-heart with Corey. It was at times funny, at times touching, but most of all, real.
As to what [...]
I know it’s everywhere else… But it’s TRON!
Damn if this movie is not good. Seriously – Damn Disney and Marvel (who now owns Disney) if this movie is not good. The DUDE is in this. Scarecrow is in this. Daft Punk does the score/music for this! Even 13 from House is in this. It can’t be wrong.
My only question [...]
Recipe for a Matt Damon Movie
Ingredients:
1 Secret Government organization with nefarious agenda
1 Rogue agent
4 or more large explosions to taste
2-3 hand-to-hand combat scenes to taste
1 “People are dying and I want to know why.”
1 “As long as he’s out there, he’s a threat.”
1 Exposure of nefarious agenda
1 Narrow getaway
Mix rogue agent with secret Government organization. Once rogue agent discovers the [...]
So, seriously Marvel? Jim as Captain America?
I don’t even know if this is 100% confirmed yet… But the mere hint of this is making my stomach churn. What was it Marvel? Was it his brilliant performance in “Leatherheads” that made you take a look at him? Oh, I know, maybe it’s the way he…. Well fuck. I [...]
Admiral Ackbar to get all plushy and jump on trampolines, make out with cheerleaders.
I never thought I would catch myself saying this, but, as reported by TMZ, Admiral Ackbar is inching his way towards becoming the mascot of Ole Miss.
Let me repeat that. Admiral Ackbar, the head squid in charge of the Rebel Alliance, is about to begin a new career after his military service as a [...]
Bound to happen: Tiger apology remixed
This is hitting the internets today…
This is why Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li sucks.
I’ve been ragging on Street Fighter for a week now. Here’s why.
I Thought a Live Performance Required People
The Who played at the Super Bowl. They sounded fine or great. Whichever. Considering all the keyboard/synth parts, which is a fair amount of their music, probably came from a MIDI track, the three live instruments (Guitar, Vocals, Drums… was there a bassist even there?) sounded fine. Roger Daltry sounded fine. He’s old. He’s not [...]
I Thought This Was A Bit…
But, apparently, they REALLY are making a sequel to “Wall Street” – is that really necessary?
REALLY?
Shia? I know you’re pissed that you are now Sam Witwicky, and people said the CG robots out-acted you… But c’mon.
And Michael Douglas. You should be ASHAMED of yourself. Simply ASHAMED. And you look old. [...]
Need A Little Inspiration?
Here’s 40 inspirational speeches in 2 minutes. Tell me you aren’t gonna run out the door and do…. SOMETHING when you are done watching it.
When I finished it, I sat right down, and finished “Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2″ for PS3.
That’s pretty inspiring.
LOST Predictions – Let’s Start ‘em Up!
It’s the Final Season, and, there are currently 3,256 different loose ends that need to be tied up. Or else people are gonna be pissed. Like ALIAS pissed (anyone watch that? seriously? that’s how he chose to end it?). I mean, this is gonna rival Seinfeld proportions. Facebook is even asking [...]
LOSTies! Even more footage of Tuesday’s Premiere!!
Locke/Flocke, Ben, Richard, Ajira Flight, and it’s all good! Damn, this is some exciting stuff! Tuesday can’t come fast enough!
Apple Releases the iPad!
Ohhh… MadTV – you were yearssss ahead of your time. Who woulda thunk that all those years ago, Apple would have gone ahead and named their product with the OBVIOUS connotations? Oh well… Let’s relive a little bit of 1994 and the now-cancelled MadTV!
[Thanks Molly for the assist!]
Someone Please List all the Hidden Meanings [LOST - OMFG!]
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I remember a few years ago, I was REALLY excited for the new season of 24. It was the one in which they killed President Palmer. And everyone else. Then I watched that season, and was pretty satisfied. It was a good season of TV. However, since then, I’ve been severely disappointed. [...]
Avatar Kills!
Not only in box office revenue, but also the population. In scanning though headlines today, Avatar – the biggest movie in the history of movies ever not to be outdone until the next James Cameron movie – has been identified as a cause of death.
Killed him dead. Apparently, a 42-year-old Taiwanese man (who, [...]
Count the References!
Anyone still watch SNL? I’m not really a fan myself anymore – but that’s mostly because I go out and PAR-TAY on Saturday nights, and my DVR is full of cool shit that I still have to watch.
The internets blew up over the weekend with SNL getting a bit of street cred with an appearance [...]
Seriously… Pink eye?!
I think it’s been about 20 years since I heard about a case of pink eye. I don’t even know what it is, except for what I learned in Junior High, and “Knocked Up” – and from both of those sources, I learned it has to do with your butt and and your eye. [...]
Fox News Tries to Get Worse
Fox News is apparently concerned that the quality of their program offerings is not shitty enough, so they’re bringing on Sarah Palin as a contributor.
I suppose it’s also possible they’re trying to make Glenn Beck look less crazy. Seems like a lateral move to me, but I suppose in some circles…
My Childhood is Our Future: Adidas Star Wars Collection
George Lucas has successfully spent 2009 not ruining the Star Wars universe.
In order to celebrate/correct this, Adidas is going to offer a line of Star Wars shoes next spring.
See others HERE.
These are vehicles that have the same name as a movie:
These are vehicles that have the same name as a movie:
Toyota Matrix
Chevy Silverado
Nissan Cube
Subaru Baja
Chevy Equinox
Geo Metro
Pontiac Grand Prix
Toyota Highlander
These aren’t
Buick Graduate
Chevy Zathura
Ford Braveheart
Nissan Ice Storm
Plymouth Gigli
Honda Suspiria
Toyota Bat 21
Saturn Koyaanisqatsi
Pontiac Dan In Real Life
Subaru Anal Queens Volume 6
Chevy Crash