Rethinking a favorite childhood show
Surprise, surprise, this week out of Washington there’s been yet another sex scandal. Not only does this one include tickling and groping of male aides by a “closeted” gay Congressman. It also includes snorkeling.
Snorkeling - This maneuver is performed by placing your testicles over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask. [...]
Sarah Palin Killed My Grandma
Or she would have, had my grandma been alive during the time that Sarah Palin was crossing the border into Canada to utilize the awful, socialist Canadian healthcare system that would just as soon kill my grandma – if she had been Canadian. Which is to say, if my grandma had been Canadian, and seeking [...]
Hey Brad and Adam…Mark Your Calendars!
And don’t plan any vacations the week of August 27, 2012.
The Republican National Committee announced the next Republican National Convention will be that week. You’re Welcome!
The Crazies
I think by simply changing the name of the movie ‘The Crazies’ to ‘The Crazies and the Unnecessarily Fearful,’ it becomes a movie about the Tea Party.
Don’t Let Illionis Politics Get LOST!
Round these parts, we’re LOST fans. Sad thing is, we’re also fans of Illinois politics. Anyone who’s been to our shows, or seen the videos knows we owe much of our career to the Kings and Queens of this state for an endless supply of bits to make fun of.
But what is one [...]
30 Senators Disagree With Al Franken That Rape Is A Crime
The proper job of the comedian is to say controversial or unpleasant truths to those in power. This is why Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) was able to stand up to Senate Republicans who don’t mind so much when women get gang-raped to tell them that no, wait guys, that is a very bad thing and [...]
Hey, Liberal Media, liberal it up a little.
In all the columns and pages and reports and articles about how Obama’s approval rating’s dropping to a level that George Bush would’ve killed Neal for – in all the stories about how the Town Halls must be making really good points and damaging the President and showing that he doesn’t know anything and how [...]
New York Times To Sociopaths: Give It Another Shot
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Have you looked at the New York Times’ fucking Op-Ed section today?! I know I’ve been writing about that dumping ground a lot lately, but the editors published an article today that–if America does escalate the conflict with Iran–will go down in history as one of the most fact-free, [...]
My Top 5 Worst Presidents
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here. Well, I’m still on the couch since I got tasered at the Tea Party last week and thrown in the pokey for a bit. Sadie (my wife) is cheesed because we had to use the money saved up for the trip to Myrtle Beach to bail me out. She’ll [...]
Mr. President, Just Get the Flu Shot
Can we stop pretending that the President of the United States is just a regular guy? Can we just accept that the President is actually the President? Of the United States? Can we do that?
The President told CNN’s John King that the First Family will
“stand in line like everybody else” for the flu shot.
“Jezz Google, calm down”
This great post stolen entirely by comedy’s Ron Babcock, who can be found here.
Taxes will destroy America, your children…
Hey Folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here. Here’s a doozy for you to sink your teeth into. This morning I caught my neighbor Don going ballistic at his mailbox. He ripped off the plastic flag thingee and was kicking at the stand. When I got him to calm down and tell me what was wrong, [...]
The Senator From WellPoint Has A Bill!
Marcy Wheeler over at EmptyWheel is reporting that, surprise surprise, high-class sex escort Sen. Max Baucus’ (D-MT) health care bill was written by a former executive for WellPoint, a health insurance company and the largest member of the Blue Cross Association. Representative Democracy! The bill was authored by Liz Fowler, sex slave Baucus’ Senior Counsel [...]
Joe Wilson Explains Outburst
South Carolina Republican Rep. Joe Wilson has apologized for his outburst at the President during last night’s address to a joint session of Congress. He said
“I was on the phone with my wife at the time. She said she hasn’t had an orgasm in 10 years. If I’m guilty of anything, it’s poor timing [...]
Predictions for Barack Obama’s Health Care Speech
Tonight, Barack Obama will address the nation on the topic of health care reform, one of his signature issues during the campaign. Whatever else may be true of the final bill that comes out of the House and the Senate, we can be sure that it will leave progressives disappointed and marginalized–even moreso than [...]
Arizona preacher accidentally reveals non-existence of God by praying for still-living Barack Obama’s Death
Arizona Preacher, Steve Anderson, has openly prayed to God for the death of Barack Obama. In other news, Barack Obama remains alive, the existence of God remains in doubt.
“I hope that God strikes Barack Obama with brain cancer so he can die like Ted Kennedy and I hope it happens today.” said the Preacher to [...]
These are actual seminars planned for the Conservative “Take Back America” conference
Well a Democrat’s in office, so America needs taking back once again.
These are actual seminars planned for the Conservative “Take Back America” conference.
How to Deal with Supremacist Judges
How to Defeat UN Attacks on Sovereignty
How to Counter The Homosexual Movement
How to Stop Feminist and Gay Attacks on the Military
How to Deal With Vote Fraud, Census, and [...]
Just like a weirdo to bring a gun to a policy fight
Hey Weirdo’s, real quick. We pussy liberals aren’t upset that you brought a machine gun to a Presidential Town Hall because we hate guns. We’re upset because you brought a machine gun to a Presidential Town Hall because it’s a Presidential Town Hall. I mean, there’s no coat and tie requirement, what do you want [...]
Boy these guys sure hate health care
I wouldn’t want to be a health care plan just looking to play a friendly game of pool in a bar in this town. Don’t take any dark alleys, they’ll beat the shit out of any health care plan who comes into their town talking their fancy talk.
What is it that worries me about devotees [...]
An open letter to the children.
Miles, Katya, Grace, Grace, Andrew, Kelsey, Emmitt, Josh, Rachel, Gavin, Westin, Ryen Dean, Brittany, Tori, Carly, and every child I cross paths with but I don’t have time to write out.
Kids. If I can pass on one truth about life that I’ve learned, something that would’ve saved me a lot of frustration it would be [...]
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