Hot or Not? (Let’s Get Down to Brass Tacks Edition)
I have nothing witty or pithy to say about this, other than I don’t find her hot. Not in the least. Of all the starlets, of all the women that have graced the silver screen, this is one that has never, not even for a moment, entered into one of my fantasies. [...]
Hot or Not? (Don’t Worry, She’s Legal and On Maxim This Month Edition)
Amanda Bynes, I hope you are ready for the world of boys that grew up watching you on Nickelodeon and can now, safely mind you, put you into all sorts of terrible situations that only your panties, a blindfold or jar of KY will be able to get you out of (not necessarily all 3). [...]
Hot or Not? (She’s Googled enough, but who the hell is she? Edition)
Ok – Adam has done a great thing to get us organic traffic from the ‘tubes, taking the hot starlet of the day, putting her name plus the words “free nude” in the title, and then writing a post about what the hell did the random visitor think he/she was going to see…
It’s great – [...]
Hot or Not (Full-body apparition edition)
Zak Bagans. Don’t know the name? You will. He’ll hunt your ghosts.
Hot or Not? (WTF Name Edition)
I recently (about 3 months ago) received a Maxim at work that had Moon Bloodgood on the cover. Two thoughts went through my head.
Who the hell is that?
What the hell is that name?
To this day, whenever I say her name out loud, I can’t help but think I’m tripping over her name. Like I’m [...]
Hot or Not? (Career-Making Bends Edition)
I was really on the fence surrounding this one. Mainly because, I thought this was a “no question” scenario. Apparently, I might be a little wrong on that.
In reading through a few reviews/comments/emails about Transformers 2, it seems as through there is a backlash against Megan Fox. How the f*ck can that [...]
Hot or Not? (Punky Edition)
And by Punky, I mean Brewster. I’m sure every single one of you reading this site today grew up with Punky Brewster, that little scallywag of an elf that brought joy and happiness to Henry with her little dog Brandon (that she was seen hauling up to the Chicago apartment using a basket, some [...]
Hot or Not? (Perfect Booty Edition)
I have to admit, I’m not particularly fond of Jessica Biel as an actress. I’ve seen “13 Ghosts” about 2 dozen times, for some reason, I can’t get enough of Monk and Shaggy in that movie, and the FX are awesome in it.
Right. Jessica Biel. So, yesterday Howard starts spending a good 10 minutes [...]
Hot or Not? (The Net Edition)
So here’s the dilemma. I love her from “Demolition Man“*, I love her from “Speed“, and, I’ll admit it, I love her from “The Net.”
And then, in my opinion, she decided to make her career serious. She does all these lame-ass movies like “Miss Congeniality” and “The Lake House” and “28 Days“. And [...]
Hot or Not? (Wild Things Edition)
It’s been awhile, but a recent interview on Howard Stern, and someone brought up “Starship Troopers” today, and it inspired a new Hot or Not?
Denise Richards. She exploded on the scene with Starship Troopers – which, Sandy, I will go on record here and never to be edited – one of my Top 10 [...]
Hot or Not? (Miles Edition)
So don’t be a perv. This is strictly asking whether or not I should take Miles down to central casting to get a Sears spread. Or maybe a Huggies commercial. Or even a funny viral video that pays. You know, so I can save for his college and invest in his future by getting a [...]
Hot or Not? (Lostie Edition 2)
There is something that I just find completely alluring about Sun. Again – it might be the character because I have no idea of anything else that Yunjin Kim has been in. In fact, honestly, I didn’t even know her name was Yunjin Kim until I Googled, “Sun Lost” – fortunately she was [...]
Hot or Not? (Lil’ Blondie Edition)
If they made a movie of the Blondie comic strip (maybe they already have, and I’m just ignoring it) they should cast Reese Witherspoon as Blondie. I’ll admit it here and now – I’m a Reese fan. She’s got indie cred (Election). She’s got blockbuster cred (Cruel Intentions – which happens to star [...]
Hot or Not? (Vampire Mutant Edition)
Ugh. I don’t even know where to start with Anna Paquin. I kinda think she’s hot, but I watched all last season of True Blood on HBO, and her really annoying southern accent completely turned me off. Plus, the promo shots for this season don’t really make her look any better.
BUT – she [...]
Hot or Not? (Wonkette Edition)
So here we have famed internet star, Ms. Wonkette herself, Ana Marie Cox. I was a huge Wonkette reader back in the day, and love following her on Twitter. If possible, I would love to have it written down in the passages of history regarding the Inter’tubes that Ana Marie was one of [...]
Hot or Not? (SciFi Mojo Edition)
Summer Glau has been a staple in SciFi shows for years. First picked up by a personal SciFi writer, Joss Whedon for an episode of Angel (still miss that show), then turning up on Serenity as some sort of catatonic super-killing babe dressed in tattered clothing. (Turns out, she does that REALLY well). [...]
Hot or Not? (Hall of Fame Edition)
I’m just gonna post this pic, ask you if you have ever seen anything that wraps up hot in a little black dress better than this?
After you think about it for a moment, you can go ahead, tell me no, and then go ahead and vote “Hot” below. Should I even include a “Not” [...]
Hot or Not? (Brit Edition)
Over the super-long, much-needed weekend, I had the absolute pleasure of re-watching one of my favorite Guilty Pleasure movies. Bedazzled. The movie with Brendan Fraser as a “loser” who is longing after this chick that really – is kinda average, especially for San Francisco. He needs some special help, so, BOOM – [...]
Hot or Not? (G4 Edition)
I’m sure there aren’t a lot of you out there that actually watch the G4 channel. It’s completely a geek channel in ways that not even Adam or Sandy can comprehend. They talk about video games (I still think Sandy has never played a game of “Tetris” in his life), they talk about… [...]
Hot or Not? (We Watched Her Grow Up Edition)
Back when she was Wednesday, if anyone called her hot, they were considered a pedophile. Now she’s what? 47? Something like that? I feel like I’ve been watching Christina Ricci movies for the better part of my life, and then some.
Here’s a promo shot of her in some movie that’s coming out [...]
Hot or Not? (Lostie Edition)
When Juliet first jumped on the scene – I was psyched. Finally, some eye candy that wasn’t Kate. Some fair-skin angel to grace the island that was worthwhile – and looked good in hand-to-hand combat in the middle of a rainstorm with Freckles.
Was she with Jack? Was she with Sawyer? Didn’t give a [...]
Hot or Not? (Chick w/a Race Car Edition)
So here’s Danica Patrick. You probably know her from the Superbowl. She’s one of the girls that’s always threatening to get naked on TV for GoDaddy, and then the commercial shuts off with a Call to Action that says “Go To GoDaddy.com to see the rest of the commercial.” And then you go [...]
Hot or Not? (JK Request Edition)
If you know anything about Justin, you know that he adores the music of Mariah Carey.
Me, I’m just into that body. But the face however… Well… ummm…. Not so much. I have to admit, her head has the same shape as Stewie from Family Guy. I think it’s the cheeks and in this [...]
Hot or Not? (She has a famous dad Edition)
Personally, I’m not that impressed with Ms. Howard. She does have the pre-requisite red hair (I have a thing for redheads. And blondes. And brunettes). However, I’ve been not that impressed with her on screen antics.
As a mermaid/fish/dream creature. As a blind woman who lives in 20th Century PA, but thinks it’s the [...]