Sarah Palin Killed My Grandma
Or she would have, had my grandma been alive during the time that Sarah Palin was crossing the border into Canada to utilize the awful, socialist Canadian healthcare system that would just as soon kill my grandma – if she had been Canadian. Which is to say, if my grandma had been Canadian, and seeking [...]
Our exclusive interview with Corey.
The blogosphere and news world is going to be blowing up with news about Corey Haim’s death. Fortunately, back in 2005 – Adam Witt had the exclusive opportunity to sit down for a real heart-to-heart with Corey. It was at times funny, at times touching, but most of all, real.
As to what [...]
Can I Write My Autobiography Now? … How About Now?
Now?
Just let me know. I really want to get on it. I’m not famous yet. Yet. But when I am, and that is inevitable, I will write my autobiography immediately. I will write the crap out of that thing.
In fact, I’m not going to wait. Scott Brown, newly elected and recently sworn in Senator from Massachusetts [...]
Saudis Hate Big Dick
The Saudi Arabian government doesn’t like this dude because his Pakistani name means “Biggest Dick” in Arabic. For real.
Sure about that, New York Times?
Really, NYTimes? This is really the guy that a woman wants examining her breasts? This is the best you could find for your front page story?
Fox News Tries to Get Worse
Fox News is apparently concerned that the quality of their program offerings is not shitty enough, so they’re bringing on Sarah Palin as a contributor.
I suppose it’s also possible they’re trying to make Glenn Beck look less crazy. Seems like a lateral move to me, but I suppose in some circles…
Oh, don’t worry about the news…
The last week has been nothing but news about Chicago getting the Olympics. And while the heartbreaking report that we lost out first (FIRST?! We couldn’t even beat Tokyo???) – the real worry is what will local news and CNN report about? This has been a nice sidetrack to the Health Care debate, Afghanistan [...]
Obama Ties Shoes; Conservatives Pissed!
There are several ways to debate issues.
1. You debate the issue. Is the Public Option socialist or not/will it get the job done or not. For example.
2. You debate how you debate the issue: Should we act like under-educated screaming lunatics at public forums, or should we behave with passion yet civility and focus on [...]
New York Times To Sociopaths: Give It Another Shot
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Have you looked at the New York Times’ fucking Op-Ed section today?! I know I’ve been writing about that dumping ground a lot lately, but the editors published an article today that–if America does escalate the conflict with Iran–will go down in history as one of the most fact-free, [...]
Dinner Not Necessary
A Sarah Palin fan, Cathy Maples, won an auction to have dinner with the former Governor, paying $63,500. All proceeds are going to a charity to help wounded veterans.
This a great cause. Someone should tell Ms. Maples that she doesn’t have to sit through dinner with Sarah Palin. She could just give the money to the [...]
Ron Burgundy works for Fox 5 New York
Yes. You may need to replay that a couple times… He DOES say that.
Obama Talks to Students
The hoopla over Obama talking to the nations’ students leads me to believe 3 things:
Conservatives are truly bored
We need to help them direct their energy towards something productive
This whole thing is probably being amped up by the media, but I’ll write about it anyway.
Joe Wilson Explains Outburst
South Carolina Republican Rep. Joe Wilson has apologized for his outburst at the President during last night’s address to a joint session of Congress. He said
“I was on the phone with my wife at the time. She said she hasn’t had an orgasm in 10 years. If I’m guilty of anything, it’s poor timing [...]
Real or The Onion?
Some stories you have to not only ask yourself that question, but also draw an org chart to understand all the parties involved:
A man whose penis was glued to his stomach says a motel tryst with a girlfriend involving a bondage fantasy turned painful and humiliating after his wife, a second girlfriend and another woman [...]
Glenn Beck is Sad; Schad Readers to the Rescue
My two-year-old son will (as I’m sure most two-year-olds do) sometimes cry when he’s not actually upset, just to manipulate us. I can usually make him start giggling in the middle of this just by tickling him, thus exposing his fraudulent crying.
Would one of our Schadenfreude readers be so kind as to just reach over [...]
Does Anyone Have a ‘C’ that Glenn Beck Can Borrow?
We have two foam ‘C’s in our house but my two year old is currently using both. Glenn Beck needs one for his super revelatory acronym he’s got going on. I only have one question – why is the free market not doing its job here? The sponsors are leaving in droves, and his show [...]
The Liberal Media at it Again
The New York Times claims, in this picture a few days ago, that this woman was pushing this man during a Town Hall Healthcare debate in Tampa, Florida. Once again, the liberal media have distorted the facts. Cleary, she’s examining his face for injury after she actually pushed him. He appeared to have no injury. [...]
A Boring Healthcare Debate
People sure have been upset about the idea of healthcare reform. Conservative protestors showed up at Town Hall debates all over the country, yelling and shoving. We don’t know why they were yelling. In fact, they don’t know why either. I suspect they were irritated because they just missed a Wal-Mart 2-for-1 special on 2-liter [...]
What ‘choo talkin’ ‘bout Willis?
Look, many corporations have made huge contributions to the culture part of our culture, giving money to museums, funding theaters, building beautiful venues like Millenium Park. But the name The Sears Tower is not a cultural contribution. The big amazing building is still the amazing thing we behold it to be. Yes, we’re all used [...]
Casey Kasem Retires
For all seven people still listening to Casey Kasem, I’m sorry for your loss.
Other big news you should know about is that you can now buy music by “downloading” it from the “internet” using “i”-”Tunes.” Then you can put it on your “i”-”Pod…” Nevermind.
A Weird Dude = Opportunity for Conservative to Shoot Mouth Off
I feel really bad for Representative Peter T. King of Long Island.
Mr. King said this week that Michael Jackson is a “low life” and “child molester.”
Michael Jackson was undoubtedly a weird dude. His transformation over the years was mind-boggling. Was he black? Was he white? Turns out that it don’t matter. But that nose? The [...]