These are Metal Bands with ümlauts in their names.
Mötley Crüe
Motörhead
Blue Öyster Cult
Hüsker Dü
Deathtöngue
Queensrÿche
Spinal Tap
THESE AREN’T
Schlöng
Värt
Plünger
Country Jöe & The Fish
Thwärt
Shïte
Släcks
Pätois
Spÿgmomanömeter
Tücker Carlsön
Thanks Ken
Last night we were hosting our TwitterParty – #schad – and Ken Barnard sent through this little gem.
It’s only got a little over 1.5 million views, so it’s still probably pretty new – at least Adam hadn’t seen it yet…
Enjoy.
Bill O’Reilly Gets His Jay-Z On
Bill O’Reilly: a regular Walter Cronkite, isn’t he?
Paperback Believer
A Beatles & Monkees mashup? Yep. Who knew?
What if Lennon/McCartney joined Led Zeppelin?
You might get this…
Report: Celine Dion Pregnant
Ewww.
With Embryo that was Frozen Eight Years Ago.
Double Ewww.
Triple Ewww.
Would the supergroup be called Iron Monkee or Monkeemaiden?
Ever wondered what a Monkees/Iron Maiden crossover would sound like?
Me either.
Casey Kasem Retires
For all seven people still listening to Casey Kasem, I’m sorry for your loss.
Other big news you should know about is that you can now buy music by “downloading” it from the “internet” using “i”-”Tunes.” Then you can put it on your “i”-”Pod…” Nevermind.
A Weird Dude = Opportunity for Conservative to Shoot Mouth Off
I feel really bad for Representative Peter T. King of Long Island.
Mr. King said this week that Michael Jackson is a “low life” and “child molester.”
Michael Jackson was undoubtedly a weird dude. His transformation over the years was mind-boggling. Was he black? Was he white? Turns out that it don’t matter. But that nose? The [...]
This is Really Normal
Filipino prison inmates performing a dance tribute to Michael Jackson. I’m told this is really normal. Thanks for clarifying, Sandy.
These are actual bagpipe tunes
Amazing Grace
Caledonia
The Dark Island
Hector the Hero
Last of the Mohicans
Among the Gold
These are not
Pass the Haggis
Plaid up the Butthole
Ae Fond Douche
School for the Retartan
Red Beard, Silver Bush
England’s One Fart Away
Today Was a Good Day: The Flow Chart
I am a huge fan of the Ice Cube classic “Today Was a Good Day”. Any rap that includes “I had the boom she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics”. But I thought the song and the video were the limits of my joy — but no. Now there is a flow chart. [...]
Schadenfreude Kicks It With Rhymefest!
Back in April we were guests on The Interview Show with Mark Bazer. Rhymefest was also a guest that night and somehow we convinced him to do a bit with us. Mark just posted the video. Dream come true! Seriously, anyone who knows me, can confirm that my dream is [...]
For Kate’s Birthday
Yesterday, Kate was complaining that the video cameras at stop lights were messing up her flow. So here is my birthday present to you – a song called “Green light” by John Legend. It’s perfect for you on your birthday. Well, except all the overt sexual references to taking you home and all that. Skip [...]
Hey Sandy, what the hell is Tom Sawyer about?
I was driving in the car on Thanksgiving and Tom Sawyer came on the radio. I’ve heard the song 100 times but my cousin raised a point that had never occurred to me – what in the hell is that song about? It’s such a bunch of nonsense. Sandy, I assume if anyone can answer [...]