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You’re all awful (the standup set that I really wanted to do)
Hello talent-cognizance-deficient standup comedians who came out tonight to one of the many open mic’s reserved for Hollywood’s truly delusional comedians.
After six entertaining months of attending these shows and reacting with what a stupid person like yourself reads as genuine laughter generated by your nonexistent material/delivery, I’ve come to one conclusion: You’re all awful.
Had my [...]
L.A. is silly.
I’m back. The internet was out in L.A. for the last day or so. It actually ruined an important conference call I had with Schadenfreude in Chicago. iChat is such great technology for sitting in on a Schad meeting from 2,000 miles away, Stephe even sit the computer right where I’d be sitting if I [...]
Oh THERE’s Sigmund Lubin’s star!
Will his star ever stop shining in front of the bus stop on Hollywood & Gower?
The Walk Of Fame Game
You know who loves Sinatra? Todd Voorhies. Is Sinatra’s star in front of:
A: A head shop.
B: A Youth Hostel that you imagine is a frequent stop for EMT’s.
C: A Pizza parlor with blood in the breezeway.
D: An ironic store the would be much classier anywhere but Hollywood Boulevard.
The Walk of Fame Game
I love the Chicago star, it reminds me of when I lived in Ohio and listened to Chicago, oh, and of course Chicago, the city I lived in after I’d stopped listening to them.
Is the Chicago Star in front of:
A) Peter Cetera and shoddy PA system normally reserved for yelling about Christ.
B) A lingerie store.
C) [...]
The Walk of Fame Game
Hanna Barbera, creator of such Saturday Morning Cartoons as Hong Kong Phooey, Laff-A-Lympics, Blue Falcon, Snorks, and, yes, The Go-Bots based on the toy that poor parents bought their kids during Transformer’s reign. Is Hanna Barbera’s star in front of:
A) A place the sells fake Oscars
B) A lingerie shop
C) A place the sells fake movie [...]
The Walk of Fame Game
George Burns. Is George Burns’ star in front of
A) A head shop
B) A Hip Hop Clothing Store
C) A Homeless clown playing the accordion
D) A lingerie shop
The Good Brother chronicles
The family visited, and I took my sister to the house they shot the ending to Halloween at. If how happy she is to be at the house they shot Halloween at doesn’t tell you enough about her, then consider her taste in stars to photograph on the Walk Of Fame – Stan Winston, William [...]
That is one disturbing promotion
And yes, there’s a door in the back of it so you can climb inside Eddie Murphy’s head. How great would it be to buy this and put in your backyard? How much trouble would your kids have going to sleep if there was a giant head looking in each time the curtains blew open?
Ed Sullivan
Right across the street from Nazimova is Ed Sullivan. The man who introduced everyone who wasn’t already familiar with The Beatles and Elvis to The Beatles and Elvis. But what is Ed Sullivan in front of?
Is it?
A) A head shop?
B) A Hollywood memorabilia store
C) A Pepboys
D) Another decrepit piece-of-shit L.A. building
“Typical L.A.”
I have avoided making any “typical L.A.” jokes, I couldn’t think of anything more cliche’, plus I don’t really know what’s typical here, I don’t get out much. Palm Trees, those are pretty typical. It seems what people say are typical about L.A. are actually typical about actors anywhere. But this made me laugh and [...]
Best Celebrity sighting ever – NSFW
The clip is NSFW, by the way – this is just text. Harmless harmless text. So I’ve been in a funk because I’d rather be in Chicago makin’ with the TV Schadenfreude style, or even posting on the site, which always catches the tail end of the sleep/post coinflip at the end of a long [...]
Hey, L.A. pedestrian…
Would you mind not darting into traffic, please? If someone hasn’t told you, it’s dangerous. Also if nobody’s told you, people drive like shit here. I know they created that crazy crosswalk law here, where, even if I’m driving 45 miles an hour at the moment you decided to take the crosswalk against the light, [...]
Jerry Lewis.
Is Jerry Lewis’ star in front of
A) A vacant parking lotB) A bong shopC) A souvenir shopD) The tourism bureau
Hey Stephe, if you have to cross town, take Franklin.
It’s a real mess because of the Oscars, don’t even think about taking Hollywood between Vine and LaBrea, I wouldn’t even take Sunset because it’s a parking lot around Highland. Looks like you’re going to have to go all the way up to Franklin and take LaBrea down, or maybe even Laurel, just no way [...]
As of 4:52am PST
It’s snowing in L.A. It’s snowing…right now. I doubt it’ll be here by sunrise, so I thought I’d let you know. I’ve considered the big crime of L.A. that they have the best underutilized sledding hills in America, but I doubt this will accumulate enough for me to take a tube down Laurel Canyon. I [...]
Alex Trebek
Is Alex Trebek in front of:
A) A lingerie shop?
B) A cash exchange?
C) A head shop?
D) A scuzzy store?
Oh, THERE’s Florian Zabach’s star
It’s a very visual bit.