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In The News
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05.05.08Really? Nobody Bid on the Car Spindle?
What? Nobody wanted to bid $50,000 on Ebay for the Car Spindle sculpture? Really? Now what am I going to do with my free time when I go to Berwyn? It does crack me up that they took it down in the middle of the night, “Meigs Field Style.”
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04.21.08
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03.25.08I Salute You, Chicago Street Artist!
Almost every RedEye stand has been altered by local “artists” (or at least that’s how I am referring to them) to say “PEE” instead of “FREE”. And every time I see it, it makes me chuckle. Bravo, Chicago street bandits! I applaud your searing commentary on the local media.
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03.20.085 Years?
History says that’s a long time. The Revolutionary war? 7 years (remember, I’m a C+ student). Civil War? What, another 7? Vietnam? 7 years? Those are some serious wars. Wars that are a part of our history lessons. Wars that 8th grade high school teachers spend weeks on. Wars that have super mini-series dedicated to them starring Barry Bostwick. So really, are we ready to let the War in Iraq join those ranks? 5 years.
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03.13.08The Logic of Hillary ‘08: #3
How bout one more? We stripped down the messages in Hillary Clinton’s campaign into a series of short parables with Schadenfriend Steve Delahoyde. Please enjoy parable #3.
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03.13.08The Logic of Hillary ‘08: #2
We are getting some great press today! Wonkette, Gapers, bi-curious weekly. Here’s our second installment of our “Logic of Hillary ‘08″ series. We break down the Hillary Clinton’s campaign into a series of short parables with Schadenfriend Steve Delahoyde.
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03.13.08The Logic of Hillary ‘08: #1
NEW VIDEO: We stripped down the messages in Hillary Clinton’s campaign into a series of short parables with Schadenfriend Steve Delahoyde. Please enjoy parable #1. BREAKING NEWS: We got linked in Wonkette!
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03.11.08I’m Not Going to Talk About Spitzer.
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How lucky are you if you are client #1-8? No one knows who you are, and, at the end of the day, no one gives a shit. If I were #1-8 - I’d be sure to send a thank you card.
And what kinda hell name is “Silda”?! That name just doesn’t sound hot.
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02.29.08‘Nuff Said.
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A supervisor at a motivational coaching business in Provo is accused of waterboarding an employee in front of his sales team to demonstrate that they should work as hard on sales as the employee had worked to breathe.
Wow. And I thought my boss was a dick making me drive to Libertyville. Guess I should just shut up, huh?
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02.20.08Not sure who to vote for? Check Dickipedia!
I wasn’t sure what it was about Mike Huckabee that rubbed me the wrong way — until I found Dickipedia. The same site was able to help me identify that “special something” about Pat Robertson, Donald Trump, Valdamir Putin and the 2006 Cincinnati Bengals. And yes, I know what you are going to ask — women can be dicks, too. But Dickipedia needs to check it’s facts about Kanye and Santa Claus…
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02.18.08How Did I Miss The Randy Quaid Story?!
How did I miss this story last week?!? How come you didn’t tell me??! Randy Quaid is banned from Actor’s Equity for gettin’ all crazy during a show in Seattle last fall? All 26 people in the cast said that he physically and verbally abused them? What? The best part of the whole story is his response to the whole thing:
“I am guilty of only one thing: Giving a performance that elicited a response so deeply felt by the actors and producers with little experience of my creative process that they actually think I am Falstaff.”
Wow. What can you possibly say to that?
Oh wait, I know. “Morning Clark. Shitter’s full.”
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02.09.08Heath Ledger’s toxicology results
Did anyone see this? According to the NYPD Toxicology unit found oxycodone, hydrocodone, and doxylamine, in his system, but that’s not all they also found alprazolam (Xanax), diazepam (Valium) and Lorazepam (Ativan), zopiclone (Imovane) and Temazepam (Restoril). And then I heard there was an independent toxicology report that found Donodonidone (Bloogie), Donapiminaclone (Atonement), Gassipidgisil (Voltron), Tanitammytumtums (Sloobafoose), Lorax (Geiselnex), Yourneighborpam (Juicy), Cloniminioclone (Noctaborne), Fartipaniclone (Thppppttt), Shartipantsiplam (Ploogy), Slartibarfast (Prefect), Haggadagga (Vernor’s Diet Ginger Ale), Olestra (Wow!), Zyclon B (Splenda), Gleemonex, Stummies, a hash brownie, and three martini’s from the W. Which is just not cool because pot is illegal.
