If there was a single Scientist who claimed that Global Warming would put an end to snowfall…
…that non-existent Scientist be very embarrassed by the Washington D.C. Blizzard.
C’Mon, If you’re gonna steal, at least steal the joke.
Big surprise, there’s political upheaval in Illinois. Everyone smells the blood in the water and wants to get in on the game. So some dude sees our brilliant parody of Judy Baar, and figures:
Hey! My grandkids bought me a shiny new iMac for Christmas, and I got this thing called iMovie! [...]
Sarah Palin Finally Reads A Book
Sarah Palin can finally say she’s read something. Her new book is due out November 17.
Polanski! – caught! Bin Landen – not so much.
I submit for your attention an interesting picture. This is the picture of Roman Polanski’s victim, the woman who’s parents let her go to a private photo shoot at the house of that guy who cut Jack Nicholson’s nose off in Chinatown when she was 13.
This is not to excuse Polanski’s crime, but shit, at [...]
Mr. President, Just Get the Flu Shot
Can we stop pretending that the President of the United States is just a regular guy? Can we just accept that the President is actually the President? Of the United States? Can we do that?
The President told CNN’s John King that the First Family will
“stand in line like everybody else” for the flu shot.
Joe Wilson Explains Outburst
South Carolina Republican Rep. Joe Wilson has apologized for his outburst at the President during last night’s address to a joint session of Congress. He said
“I was on the phone with my wife at the time. She said she hasn’t had an orgasm in 10 years. If I’m guilty of anything, it’s poor timing [...]
One of These Things is Not Like the Other (CNN edition)
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Report: Celine Dion Pregnant
Ewww.
With Embryo that was Frozen Eight Years Ago.
Double Ewww.
Triple Ewww.
We can rest easy, Chicago.
The “Beer Tosser” turned himself in. And those crackerjack journalists from WGN were there—LIVE! We now return you to your regularly scheduled recap of Y.E. Yang defeating Tiger Woods… For the 2,000th time…
PS. Whatever happened to Drew Peterson Show?
The Liberal Media at it Again
The New York Times claims, in this picture a few days ago, that this woman was pushing this man during a Town Hall Healthcare debate in Tampa, Florida. Once again, the liberal media have distorted the facts. Cleary, she’s examining his face for injury after she actually pushed him. He appeared to have no injury. [...]
Can I poke a hole in the Obama birth certificate conspiracy?
What parent, looking to fake their child’s birth certificate/announcement so that he can grow up to be President of The United States, misses the tiny detail that Barack Hussein Obama would be the craziest fucking name a President would ever have? You want to sneak through the system, try John Smith, or Stephe Schmidt. I’m [...]
Conan’s getting his legs…
Whoever came up with the idea of William Shatner reading Sarah Palin’s concession speech deserves a little extra bump in this week’s pay…
Does anyone love these, or is it just me?
I just can’t get enough of these…
Exploitathon 3000, 2009
This is a Marshamallow bearing a ghostly image of The King Of Pop. The question is, did someone pull a marshmallow out of the fire and recognize the resemblance? And if not, how many marshmallows did they go through the get one to look JUST like him? and were they trying for Off The Wall, [...]
On your mark, get set, EXPLOIT!
Personally, I see James Brown, but I’m not as familiar with pre-Thriller Michael.
A Weird Dude = Opportunity for Conservative to Shoot Mouth Off
I feel really bad for Representative Peter T. King of Long Island.
Mr. King said this week that Michael Jackson is a “low life” and “child molester.”
Michael Jackson was undoubtedly a weird dude. His transformation over the years was mind-boggling. Was he black? Was he white? Turns out that it don’t matter. But that nose? The [...]
What Michael Jackson taught me
That he must wear some really smooth shoes or something because he really looks like he’s floating backwards while appearing to walk forwards. It doesn’t look nearly as smooth in sneakers on a gym floor. You see what you do is you put your left foot up, like this so it looks like you’re in [...]
Michael Jackson’s Coroner: “It was marijuana.”
It’s never marijuana is it? Dying of illegal drugs is so 70’s.
I went down to Hollywood Boulevard yesterday to shoot some footage of the crowd who was there to put really awful memorabilia and bad airbrushed t-shirts on his star. I’ll post a video soon. “Soon” being a word I’m constantly redefining.
My favorite bit aside [...]
A preview of tomorrow’s newspapers
Michael Jackson is dead.
Can I be the first to start the rumor that Michael Jackson faked his own death? I know it’s pretty easy to float the idea that Michael Jackson might do something weird, just like it’s easy to float the idea that Dick Cheney could do something evil.
Michael Jackson was in so much [...]
Kind of a riveting little piece of news
Anyone following this? Now that it turned out that nothing horrible has happened to him it’s been very Schadenfreude-ey fun to watch someone try to explain himself into various corners after inexplicably dissappearing for five days without telling his wife, Vice Governor, or the embassy in Argentina…when it turned out he went to Argentina instead [...]