Schadenfreude. » Holidays

Commemoration Fail

Adam Witt — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 14:02:12 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving

Adam Witt — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:52:47 +0000

Turkey should be ready any minute now.

Happy Halloween

Sandy Marshall — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:32:09 +0000

Have a safe Labor Day!

Stephen Schmidt — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:03:56 +0000

We’re taking the day off. Have fun, be good, and don’t let the bastards get you down.

Justin – I found a nice little place you can take the family this summer…

Stephen Schmidt — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:01:18 +0000

Oh yeah, tell ‘em Da Coach sent ‘ya! Send a postcard!

I also signed you up for the following activities:

How to swear eloquently
How to eat steak
How to hate the Rollerdome, and everyone from Minnesota
How to wear sweater vests – all season long
How to like things a lot, and suggest others to “really like it to”

How the Memorial Day Weekend panned out…

Stephen Schmidt — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:03:55 +0000

I could try to explain how Saturday felt like Saturday, but then Sunday felt like Saturday… But Steve Martin does it SOOOOO much better.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Happy Memorial Day weekend, y’all.

Stephen Schmidt — Sat, 23 May 2009 13:13:58 +0000

We’re taking a little time off to enjoy some BBQ, some family and a lot of beer. Hope you can pull yourself away from the internet to enjoy… something. Seriously, grandma only has a few good years left, so you might as well go SEE her before she turns into a shell of the grandma you remember. Just sayin’.

We’ll resume being funny again on Tuesday morning.

You Mother’s Day Afternoon Awesome

Adam Witt — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:15:24 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.

hattip: Johanna, Mr. T.

Merry Christmas. I got you a fruitcake.

Kate James — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:37:35 +0000

What are you doing on our website? Go spend time with your Mom or something.

Good Morning.

Adam Witt — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:19:51 +0000