Happy Thanksgiving
Turkey should be ready any minute now.
Have a safe Labor Day!
We’re taking the day off. Have fun, be good, and don’t let the bastards get you down.
Justin – I found a nice little place you can take the family this summer…
Oh yeah, tell ‘em Da Coach sent ‘ya! Send a postcard!
I also signed you up for the following activities:
How to swear eloquently
How to eat steak
How to hate the Rollerdome, and everyone from Minnesota
How to wear sweater vests – all season long
How to like things a lot, and suggest others to “really like it to”
How the Memorial Day Weekend panned out…
I could try to explain how Saturday felt like Saturday, but then Sunday felt like Saturday… But Steve Martin does it SOOOOO much better.
Happy Memorial Day weekend, y’all.
We’re taking a little time off to enjoy some BBQ, some family and a lot of beer. Hope you can pull yourself away from the internet to enjoy… something. Seriously, grandma only has a few good years left, so you might as well go SEE her before she turns into a shell of the grandma [...]
You Mother’s Day Afternoon Awesome
hattip: Johanna, Mr. T.
Merry Christmas. I got you a fruitcake.
What are you doing on our website? Go spend time with your Mom or something.
Macy’s Parade Gets Rick Rolled!
Did you guys see this?! The characters from the cartoon Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends were signing the song “Best Friend” – the theme song from The Courtship of Eddie’s Father and then the record scratched and Rick Astley came out and sang “Never Gonna Give You Up”. At the end of the [...]
Halloween Costume Tips
Perhaps you’d like to go as a terrorist. Amazon.com has some suggestions. The turban is extra.
Come on… Who hasn’t been here before?
In case you missed it – here’s the video of former President Bill Clinton nodding off during a speech celebrating Martin Luther King, Jr. and the legacy he left. I’d love to make a joke about it – but the Lord knows I’ve been guilty of that exact same thing during many a bad improv [...]
Did anyone NOT receive Steve Martin’s book for Christmas?
I did, and it seems like everyone I talked to did. I’m a slow reader, but the fact that it’s a really quick read and I read things I’m interested in really fast made me finish it before my plane was flying over Denver. It’s really really wonderful, it’s kind of a minor miracle. I was always amazed that Steve Martin just one day turned his standup career off like a light switch and never talked about it again, as though it hadn’t happened.
Sh**ter’s Full!
Did everyone have a Christmas Vacation Christmas? It seems like this has become a Grinch/Charlie Brown style tradition in a lot of households, we’ve been running it for years now, probably since it came out, there’s nothing like a good Christmas movie, though it seems like the industry has become a little more buckshot about trying to release a good one (Fred Claus anyone? Wait, is that the one with Dudley Moore?). My family rundown lately has been Scrooged and Polar Express while everyone’s stilling milling about, then Elf and Christmas Vacation as everyone settles in for the night.
Man I had some good blog topics
I’ve been busy, I know, no excuse for not posting pictures of homeless Los Angelinos, but I finally have a moment after the dust has settled from Christmas to sit down and actually put together a decent post for the site. And I can’t think of a goddamn thing to write about, and I had so many posts in me. I mean I flew to Kentucky, “flying” and “Kentucky” alone should be three or four posts of interesting material.
All the Best…
Happy Christmas and any other holiday y’all are celebrating this weekend! All of us at Schad want to give you your present a little early – a reason to avoid all the cheek-pinching, holiday yodeling and Mean Uncle Larry.
It’s safe for work, and family. Click here, and enjoy!
We’ll be resuming normal blogging Wed. AM. Enjoy the eggnog!
Happy Halloween
Drink everytime you see someone dressed as Napoleon Dynamite.