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Gift Watch!
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02.07.08It’s an Ed Bus made out of Spam!
What’s this? You’ll have to click continue to find out. You know you’re curious. Come on… There’s cake.
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12.12.07What to Get the Star Wars Geek in Your LifeYou all know you have one - a Star Wars Geek who unconsciously responds with quotes from the movies in the midst of a conversation. The kind of Geek who secretly and desperately wants his lady to put her hair in cinnamon rolls on either side of her head JUST ONCE in the relationship. The kind of geek that considers naming twins Luke and Leia - “just for the joke of it”.
Here’s the kind of gifts they would LOVE to find underneath the tree:
Thanks McMorran - keep stuff like this coming….
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11.30.07It Gets You Up… (If You Know What I Mean)
With the holidays right around the corner - it’s time to start thinking about the “Perfect Gift”. You know, the one that makes everyone go, “He went to Jared’s.” - Except we don’t go to Jared’s. And if I had any sway, I’d ask all of you to not go to Jared’s.
This is for the guy, or lesbian, in your life who just may be striking out lately. This retro Orgasmo Clock gently coaxes you from your slumber with the soothing sounds of a woman getting her rocks off. Not as good as the real thing, but beggars can’t be choosers. Well. I guess they can. But they better not be. They’re beggars.
Purchase info HERE.
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11.09.07Black Friday’s A-Comin’!
You know - Black Friday - the day when all good souls wake up REALLY super early to be sure to get trampled in the Wal-Mart mess to grab a $99 DVD player that ends up breaking in the first 2 months and causes some serious family stress because now no one can watch “The Notebook”.
Well - Black Friday is right around the corner, so I’m gonna keep you updated with some of the deals out there so you can plan your non-sleeping accordingly.
Today’s deals come from Circuit City. I know I’m gonna be there at 3 AM - hope to see you there!
- Charlies Angels - Full Throttle - $2.99 : $2.99!?! This is McG’s best work to date, so be sure to grab one of these. Demi Moore? The other chicks that were in it? High-falutin’ action wrapped in leather - a MUST ADD to any collection.
- Enemy Gates - $2.99: Rachael Weisz from the Mummy fame before she got all esoteric. Here she is in some sniper battle in WWII - she’s no enemy at my gates for $2.99!
- Rules of Engagement - $2.99: Never was a political/war thriller so sexy! Your mom will totally “heart” Tommy Lee Jones. Make mom happy with this $2.99 gem!
- The Cat In The Hat - $2.99: And don’t forget about your lil’ sis! She loves that old storytime favorite with that Austin Powers twist!
- The Interpreter - $2.99: Grandma having trouble sleeping? Put this on! Definitely a “sleeper hit”!!
Stay tuned. More Black Friday info coming….
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10.05.07Call Me A Geek…I know my birthday was last week and all, and this thing won’t be released until October sometime… but C’MON! A t-shirt that detects and announces WiFi signals?!
I mean REALLY.
I’d wear this to my own wedding if I wasn’t already married. So… it looks like I’ll be wearing it to Adam’s.
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08.21.07Need a Moive AND a Beach Ball?
Then what are you waiting for?? Go buy “Clueless: Whatever Edition” and get a FREE Transformers Beach Ball!
Woo! Who knew you could pack such a HUGE party in such a SMALL container?
Not me for sure. Head on over to your local Wal-Mart for pricing and availability.
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08.08.07Now THIS is Schadenfreude
Got a dog? Feel really strongly about Michael Vick and the whole dog-fighting scandal? (Or, as we like to call it ’round these parts, SCHNAUZERGATE) Want to send some opposite Karma in his direction? Believe in Voodoo dolls?
Or are you just pissed you didn’t come up with it first? Because you KNOW this guy is making a mint. Granted, it will only last another 15 minutes, but hey, that’s more money than I got.
