Gift Watch!

My Childhood is Our Future: Tauntaun Plushy Toy

My Childhood is Our Future: Tauntaun Plushy Toy

It’s not quite a sleeping bag, but, I would still take one. Seriously. I’m picking one up for each of my nieces and nephews, and while they just might throw it in the corner, and not pay any attention to it now, in about 6-7 years, they are gonna pull the hand-sewn, zippered [...]


Sandy Gift-Watch! Day 2!

Sandy Gift-Watch! Day 2!

Still looking for things to get Sandy? Well, the T600 arm is already taken. And I already talked to him, he doesn’t want the Office Chair that tweets to Twitter every time you fart.
Thanks to Alex – we have a serious contender… The Boba Fett flash drive. Alex mentioned this in the [...]


I Know What I’m Getting Sandy for His Birthday.

I Know What I'm Getting Sandy for His Birthday.

And he better not lie and tell me he’s not interested. This will allow him to punch through the jokes every Schadenfreude writing meeting and hold the punchline within his mighty metal grasp.
Question is… What are you guys getting him? Send me the best, and I’ll post ‘em!


Last Minute Circuit City Deals!

Last Minute Circuit City Deals!

Dignity is 0.2% off. Who says the slumping economy is a bad thing?


I Don’t Know Who Has Me in the Grab Bag…

I Don't Know Who Has Me in the Grab Bag...

But I’ll take one of these.  It’s just so macabely-cute.


It’s an Ed Bus made out of Spam!

It's an Ed Bus made out of Spam!

What’s this? You’ll have to click continue to find out. You know you’re curious. Come on… There’s cake.


What to Get the Star Wars Geek in Your Life

You all know you have one – a Star Wars Geek who unconsciously responds with quotes from the movies in the midst of a conversation. The kind of Geek who secretly and desperately wants his lady to put her hair in cinnamon rolls on either side of her head JUST ONCE in the relationship. The kind of geek that considers naming twins Luke and Leia – “just for the joke of it”.

Here’s the kind of gifts they would LOVE to find underneath the tree:


It Gets You Up… (If You Know What I Mean)

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With the holidays right around the corner – it’s time to start thinking about the “Perfect Gift”. You know, the one that makes everyone go, “He went to Jared’s.” – Except we don’t go to Jared’s. And if I had any sway, I’d ask all of you to not go to Jared’s.


Black Friday’s A-Comin’!

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You know – Black Friday – the day when all good souls wake up REALLY super early to be sure to get trampled in the Wal-Mart mess to grab a $99 DVD player that ends up breaking in the first 2 months and causes some serious family stress because now no one can watch “The Notebook”.

Well – Black Friday is right around the corner, so I’m gonna keep you updated with some of the deals out there so you can plan your non-sleeping accordingly.

Today’s deals come from Circuit City. I know I’m gonna be there at 3 AM – hope to see you there!


Call Me A Geek…

I know my birthday was last week and all, and this thing won’t be released until October sometime… but C’MON! A t-shirt that detects and announces WiFi signals?!

I mean REALLY.

I’d wear this to my own wedding if I wasn’t already married. So… it looks like I’ll be wearing it to Adam’s.


Need a Moive AND a Beach Ball?

Then what are you waiting for?? Go buy “Clueless: Whatever Edition” and get a FREE Transformers Beach Ball!


Now THIS is Schadenfreude

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