You know how to play Apples to Apples, right?  Choose the red card that goes best with the green card. Today.

A pizza place in my neighborhood just installed Tempest. The spin-knob controller is full of torque but I’m going to use up a roll of quarters on Saturday so I can get used to it. What are you up to?

(Ed. Note –> OR you could come on out to the Schadenfreude Rent Party – Tonight! 8PM Dinner, 9PM Show, $10 Door, $2.50 Drinks, $0 Food. You have every chance in the world to get laid for under $20. The Gallery Cabaret, 2020 N. Oakley.)

You know who loves Sinatra? Todd Voorhies. Is Sinatra’s star in front of:

A: A head shop.

B: A Youth Hostel that you imagine is a frequent stop for EMT’s.

C: A Pizza parlor with blood in the breezeway.

D: An ironic store the would be much classier anywhere but Hollywood Boulevard.I’m not lying about the Pizza Parlor, am I Connor?

I love the Chicago star, it reminds me of when I lived in Ohio and listened to Chicago, oh, and of course Chicago, the city I lived in after I’d stopped listening to them.

Is the Chicago Star in front of:

A) Peter Cetera and shoddy PA system normally reserved for yelling about Christ.

B) A lingerie store.

C) A store that sells little fake Oscars.

D) The world’s saddest Go-Go Boot store.

Now make like Hayden Christensen, get all disinterested, and jump.

Sir, stop staring at me. It’s obvious there was some difficulty of choice between incandescent and neon, I would like to state that neither has worked out.

Welcome to Roosevelt and State, I mean HOLLYWOOD!

Guess which one of these is a medicine my Mom’s dog has to take for it’s Glaucoma, and which of these is a Character from an 80′s Sci-Fi/Fantasy Movie:

1) Methazolamide 

2)  Jared Syn

3) Ofloxacin

4) Casiodorus Rex

5) Flurbiprofen

6) Ynyr 

7) Trusopt

8 ) Salix

9) Perseus

10) Tropicamide

11) Voltan

12) NeoPolyDex

13) Dr. Hans Reinhardt

14) Orbax

15) Aughra: Keeper of Secrets

 

answers after the jump:

1) Methazolamide

2)  Jared Syn (Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared Syn)

3) Ofloxacin

4) Casiodorus Rex (Dragonslayer)

5) Flurbiprofen

6) Ynyr (Krull)

7) Trusopt

8 ) Salix

9) Perseus (Clash of the Titans)

10) Tropicamide

11) Voltan (Hawk The Slayer)

12) NeoPolyDex

13) Dr. Hans Reinhardt (Black Hole)

14) Orbax

15) Aughra: Keeper of Secrets (Dark Crystal)

Cmon. If you need help – hit play, hearing her talk may help. But you should know who she is….