Don’t know what the Pentagon/Rendon Controversy is? Neither did we, until we asked John.
Ok. Check that. We heard of it, we just didn’t care that much. But John does. Here he is, in his own words.
Hi, everyone! I’m John, your newest addition to this webpage jobber. I’ve known the Schad crew for years, so when Stephe asked me to start submitting to this site, I figured, “Well, [...]
Please Don’t Insult Me…
You’ve seen this at least, right?
For Kate’s Birthday
Yesterday, Kate was complaining that the video cameras at stop lights were messing up her flow. So here is my birthday present to you – a song called “Green light” by John Legend. It’s perfect for you on your birthday. Well, except all the overt sexual references to taking you home and all that. Skip [...]
Eddie and Jobo: Shitcanned?
Rumor out of the office-place is that Eddie and Jobo were canned today. I think it was ratings that did them in, not making Joan Esposito/Horace Grant backseat jokes (early 90’s reference anyone?). I for one will miss the opportunity to listen to two guys trying really hard to act like they aren’t 50 to [...]
Quick Poll: What is a Better Band Name?
I’m thinking of starting an Indie-rock band, which band name plays more “ironic”?
I Need to Learn How to Rap.
Man, if I could learn how to rap, my troubles would be over. Thank God for the internet, ey? Mr. T, kick me in the grill!
How to Rap, according to Mr. T
Estelle Getty Your Way to Heaven
Oh man, so an actress who played a Golden Girl actually got old and died. This is pretty sad because Estelle was a very funny lady with a very funny character on Golden Girls. Was she also in Mannequin? or something like that? Last year we did a show at Chicago Improv Festival covering our [...]
Anderson Cooper Needs A “Boo”
Just when I thought the democrat nomination process couldn’t get any hotter, Anderson Cooper propositions Donna Brazile on live television. This is a few days old now, but definitely worth watching. The next day google reported a spike in the search for phrases “not my boo”, “what is a boo?”, “anderson cooper boo” [...]
Can We Get This Guy for Our Rent Party Tour?!
Wow. Brilliant. Be it fake or real, it’s perfect. We need to book this guy for one of our upcoming shows. Or to fold my laundry. One of the two. Thanks to Chicagoist for changing my life.
Smart Ones: Not So Dumb!
So I’m cutting out beer, bread and coffee. Let’s just see what happens. My guess is a heart attack or cancer. Julie thinks I’ll lose weight. I’ll let you know. Chocolate is also on the way out, but we get these Smart Ones low-calorie desserts. And I got a mint chocolate [...]
I went to a movie last weekend in a graveyard
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, duh. When’s the last time you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure? What a ridiculously funny movie. So original and innocent and undated. Projected in a Russian Graveyard called the Hollywood Forever Cemetary. It’s really fun, hundreds of people show up and picnic and drink wine and smoke a shitload of weed.
Safe Breast Enhancement
Here at Schad – we’ve got one lady, one runner, one new parent, one guy in L.A. and one diabetic. Now, I’m not telling you who is who – but we cover the gamut of varying strata in the marketplace. If this were one of those diagrams that you draw all the circles, and see where all the circles intersect – this would be that spot. We are all for safe breast enhancement. That and Perkins over IHOP. Well, FINALLY, people in Japan started listening to us, and have release the F-Cup Cookie.