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For the Ladies
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03.18.08
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02.05.08
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01.30.08Can We Get This Guy for Our Rent Party Tour?!
Wow. Brilliant. Be it fake or real, it’s perfect. We need to book this guy for one of our upcoming shows. Or to fold my laundry. One of the two. Thanks to Chicagoist for changing my life.
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01.25.08Smart Ones: Not So Dumb!So I’m cutting out beer, bread and coffee. Let’s just see what happens. My guess is a heart attack or cancer. Julie thinks I’ll lose weight. I’ll let you know. Chocolate is also on the way out, but we get these Smart Ones low-calorie desserts. And I got a mint chocolate chip cake thingy. It’s half the calories. You wanna know how I know?
It only comes with half a dessert. It’s cut right down the middle. I thought it was a joke at first, but it comes with a couple in the package and they are all the same way. You know this is some stoner’s shortcut. “Um, fuck it dude - we just just make half of it and then it has half the calories”. Not so dumb.
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01.14.08
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08.17.07I went to a movie last weekend in a graveyard
A russian graveyard. They projected a movie on a mausoleum wall. Russian. Graveyard. I’m sure you can imagine what movie they were showing. Click continue to find out.
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08.06.07Safe Breast Enhancement
Here at Schad - we’ve got one lady, one runner, one new parent, one guy in L.A. and one diabetic. Now, I’m not telling you who is who - but we cover the gamut of varying strata in the marketplace. If this were one of those diagrams that you draw all the circles, and see where all the circles intersect - this would be that spot. We are all for safe breast enhancement. That and Perkins over IHOP. Well, FINALLY, people in Japan started listening to us, and have release the F-Cup Cookie.
Eating two of these a day will enhance your breasts. To what extent, I’m not sure. And if Sandy started eating them - I’m REALLY not sure what would happen. But anyways - it’s another example of Japan satisfying the needs of the world, one calorie at a time.
Now, I don’t know Japanese, but I’m sure one of those words is the cautionary: “May also make ass bigger.”
