Covering all sorts of iconic scenes from Terminator, T2, Se7en, The Godfather Part 2, The Professional, The Big Lebowski and others, it really allows you to “lighten up” the scenes and make them approachable for a younger generation. Josh Cooley is collecting all the scenes into one book, “Movies ‘r Fun!” – which he’ll be selling at the San Diego Comic Con (which I have insider James Alsup already scoping out for me) and prints online.

I am right now declaring that whichever of my friends have a baby girl first, I am buying a print of “The Professional” for them to hang in the nursery. And even if it isn’t up all the time, as long as it is up when I come visit, I’ll be OK with that.

Conservatives on the Texas School Board successfully modified the state’s social studies curriculum to reflect what they believed was a more accurate account of the republicans role in recent American history.

I like this idea. In fact, there are some little known bits in Schadenfreude’s history, that I think our readers would enjoy. So please, allow me…

1996 – Future Schadenfreude members Sandy Marshall & Brad Dunn spend spring break hanging out. Sandy nearly kills himself eating 32 filet o’ fish sandwiches in one week. Brad watches Pink Floyd videos.

1998 – Schadenfreude co-founder Brad Dunn decides “this group is going nowhere.” He leaves Schad to go into Rock & Roll. After an uneventful tour with U2, decides he’d rather move to Chicago to work in local theatre. “That’s where it’s at,” said Dunn

2000 – Schadenfreude nominated for Golden Globe, but refuses to attend ceremony after The Hollywood Foreign Press refuses to allow Justin Kaufmann to rip a real live attendee’s bloody heart out of their chest.

2001 – After 9/11, Dunn rejoins Schadenfreude in an effort to stabilize relations between the Israelis and Palestinians.

June 18, 2002 – Adam Witt makes a porn.

2004 – Dunn leaves Schadenfreude again, citing creative differences. He and Marshall talk about it over filet o’ fish sandwiches. Brad has only one.

2007 – Liam Dunn is born. This has NOTHING to do with Kate James.

As I study the Schadenfreude archives, I’ll continue to make notes on what I find. If I find anything else really important, I’ll post it here. It’s important for the truth to be known.

Sarah Palin can finally say she’s read something. Her new book is due out November 17.