Animals

Oh Hooch – will you ever learn?


Do they have pub crawls for dogs, too?

Billy Mays would have sold the SHIT out of these.


This is the product that PETA sent to the White House to encourage Obama to be more humane to flies

This is the product that PETA sent to the White House to encourage Obama to be more humane to flies

The New Future of the GOP, Issue #2

The New Future of the GOP, Issue #2

Welcome to the second edition of the new weekly column where we nominate someone to become the next future of the GOP. I say we, because I’d like input from you. The GOP goes through quite a few leaders these days, and they need our help. Here, you can read all about the New Futures [...]


Late to the Game…

But man, this is the best unintentional sketch in the history of unintentional sketches. I bring you (after everyone else already has)…Sarah Palin and the Turkey-killers. Just watch the guy in the background. The award goes to him.


“Is my brother back with that solvent yet? I literally can NOT move guys.”

"Is my brother back with that solvent yet?  I literally can NOT move guys."

Justin is Bear?

Justin is Bear?

OMG! I just don’t know what to make of this Chicago Magazine shoot! It’s getting crazier and crazier… What could Stephe possibly be?!


Why is Sandy Dressed as a White Tiger?

Why is Sandy Dressed as a White Tiger?

Hmmmm… Interestinger and interestinger… Maybe you should be sure to pick up a copy of Chicago Magazine next month….


“Yeahhhhhh, doctor said it’s like another week in bed, then I’m back at it. It was worth it though, right? I mean, I woulda laughed.”

"Yeahhhhhh, doctor said it's like another week in bed, then I'm back at it.  It was worth it though, right?  I mean, I woulda laughed."

“Hey, are you guys still picking teams?”

"Hey, are you guys still picking teams?"

“Ssssshhhhhhhhh, let it happen. Let it happen.”

"Ssssshhhhhhhhh, let it happen.  Let it happen."

“Um, I was wondering, will you…um…go see Jumper with me tonight?”

"Um, I was wondering, will you...um...go see Jumper with me tonight?"

“Shut up, bro. It’s multi-tasking. Look it up.”

"Shut up, bro.  It's multi-tasking.  Look it up."

 


“Looks like I won this round, bitches.”

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“Well, it’s official. The world’s gettin’ smaller.”

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“Way I see it, it’s you, me and Kirk. We’re pretty much the core of acquisitions.”

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“Stan, why are you being such a douchebag about this?”

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“I’m think I’m gonna take my ten.”

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“Hey coach, can we go in?”

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“Sure is hot out.”

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