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Hey Brad and Adam…Mark Your Calendars!
And don’t plan any vacations the week of August 27, 2012.
The Republican National Committee announced the next Republican National Convention will be that week. You’re Welcome!
Why is it that shows get REALLY good when they know they are cancelled?
I guess it’s that freedom of “Welp. I don’t give a fuck.”
And if you haven’t been watching Conan, then you are truly missing out. The venom and (justified) disregard he has for NBC is… nothing short of awesome. Last night, a good friend that NBC commanded not make an appearance.
It was great to [...]
Conservative Donations Needed…
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with some not so good news. Over the weekend, I decided that I needed to get back into Sadie’s good graces and offered to do some yard work. I must have really been in the dog house, ’cause she told me that I needed to clean the gutters out. [...]
Problem: My merry-go-round is-
You Lie!
Oh…busted…you’re right South Carolina’s Joe Wilson. I don’t have a merry-go-round. Sorry.
Old Men Debate Merits Of Health Care Reform, Piss
Folks, health care will be reformed, I JUST KNOW IT! How can I be so sure? My evidence is below, in the form of a humble video offering, straight from the God of Joy. The human capacity for language is not yet expansive enough to describe the beauty contained in this quasi-pornographic town hall moviefilm, [...]
You have to wonder…what WAS he doing?
(thanks FailBlog.org – you never disappoint)
Improv Where?
Improv EVERYwhere. These guys have some pretty good stunts.
Why is she yelling at me?
Embedded video from CNN Video
Oh my God – this woman does this show every night – and every night she YELLS EVERYTHING AT ME. I feel like I’m being scolded for thinking…
“How dare he… When he has a bastard son.”
New York Magazine posted a wonderfully quotable video piece (click the photo) about the Fire David Letterman! rally that was held the day after Dave’s lame apology.
A friend of mine who works around the block from the Ed Sullivan wandered over there shortly before taping time and confirmed that the rally consisted of about 15 [...]
The Wire Laugh Track (NSFW Contains Wire Language)
Thanks to The Triumph of Bullshit
Canadian Knife Danger (NSFW)
Thanks to Everything Terrible
Awkward Celebrity Moment of The Day: Billy Bob Thornton Style
Wow, does this get good and awkward! Billy Bob appears on Canadian Radio’s QTV with his band the Box Cutters… and gets an attitude about the fact that the host mentions his acting career. It gets all Joaquin Phoenix around 5:10. And perhaps the most cringe-worthy aspect? His band mates who [...]
Holy Awkward, Batman!
Christian Bale is not happy on the set of his new “I’m gonna take this tired movie franchise and breath millions of dollars into it” movie. You can hear his complete freakout (which is aimed at the DP of the film) here. Warning: this audio clip contains an on-again-off-again Welsh accent [...]
Long Live Stereotypes
So here’s the deal – there’s a show called Fonejacker (don’t worry, you’ll get the definition – it isn’t porn) – it’s kinda like the BBC version of “Crank Yankers.” It’s funny to see people around the world deal with prank callers. Here, we have our intrepid hero playing a man on a camel asking about Doovd√© and Tivs. Extremely SFW.