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I Thought This Was A Bit…
But, apparently, they REALLY are making a sequel to “Wall Street” – is that really necessary?
REALLY?
Shia? I know you’re pissed that you are now Sam Witwicky, and people said the CG robots out-acted you… But c’mon.
And Michael Douglas. You should be ASHAMED of yourself. Simply ASHAMED. And you look old. [...]
Need A Little Inspiration?
Here’s 40 inspirational speeches in 2 minutes. Tell me you aren’t gonna run out the door and do…. SOMETHING when you are done watching it.
When I finished it, I sat right down, and finished “Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2″ for PS3.
That’s pretty inspiring.
LOST Predictions – Let’s Start ‘em Up!
It’s the Final Season, and, there are currently 3,256 different loose ends that need to be tied up. Or else people are gonna be pissed. Like ALIAS pissed (anyone watch that? seriously? that’s how he chose to end it?). I mean, this is gonna rival Seinfeld proportions. Facebook is even asking [...]
Hot or Not? (Let’s Get Down to Brass Tacks Edition)
I have nothing witty or pithy to say about this, other than I don’t find her hot. Not in the least. Of all the starlets, of all the women that have graced the silver screen, this is one that has never, not even for a moment, entered into one of my fantasies. [...]
LOSTies! Even more footage of Tuesday’s Premiere!!
Locke/Flocke, Ben, Richard, Ajira Flight, and it’s all good! Damn, this is some exciting stuff! Tuesday can’t come fast enough!
Watch out LOSTies – First 4 Min. of Season Premiere Here and NOW!
[SPOILERS ABOUND - NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART]
You Can Still Learn Things From Your Parents. [Blockquote]
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[From the wonderful Justin (ShitMyDadSays)]
Apple Releases the iPad!
Ohhh… MadTV – you were yearssss ahead of your time. Who woulda thunk that all those years ago, Apple would have gone ahead and named their product with the OBVIOUS connotations? Oh well… Let’s relive a little bit of 1994 and the now-cancelled MadTV!
[Thanks Molly for the assist!]
Someone Please List all the Hidden Meanings [LOST - OMFG!]
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I remember a few years ago, I was REALLY excited for the new season of 24. It was the one in which they killed President Palmer. And everyone else. Then I watched that season, and was pretty satisfied. It was a good season of TV. However, since then, I’ve been severely disappointed. [...]
iSamJackson – The reason Apple created the iPhone
iSamJackson – The very best there is. When you absolutely positively gotta annoy every motherfucker in the room – accept no substitutes.
I normally don’t do iPhone App recommendations – mainly because my App choices are lame at best – but this one…. This one is fantastic. You have no idea how much fun it [...]
Why is it that shows get REALLY good when they know they are cancelled?
I guess it’s that freedom of “Welp. I don’t give a fuck.”
And if you haven’t been watching Conan, then you are truly missing out. The venom and (justified) disregard he has for NBC is… nothing short of awesome. Last night, a good friend that NBC commanded not make an appearance.
It was great to [...]
Let’s Help Conan…
…by creating a YouTube video and trying to get a billion views. Good friend Steve Delahoyde passed this on with the simple request of posting it to get a billion views. I still haven’t done the math to see how a billion views is going to get Conan saved – but at this [...]
Avatar Kills!
Not only in box office revenue, but also the population. In scanning though headlines today, Avatar – the biggest movie in the history of movies ever not to be outdone until the next James Cameron movie – has been identified as a cause of death.
Killed him dead. Apparently, a 42-year-old Taiwanese man (who, [...]
Count the References!
Anyone still watch SNL? I’m not really a fan myself anymore – but that’s mostly because I go out and PAR-TAY on Saturday nights, and my DVR is full of cool shit that I still have to watch.
The internets blew up over the weekend with SNL getting a bit of street cred with an appearance [...]
Hot or Not? (Don’t Worry, She’s Legal and On Maxim This Month Edition)
Amanda Bynes, I hope you are ready for the world of boys that grew up watching you on Nickelodeon and can now, safely mind you, put you into all sorts of terrible situations that only your panties, a blindfold or jar of KY will be able to get you out of (not necessarily all 3). [...]
Seriously… Pink eye?!
I think it’s been about 20 years since I heard about a case of pink eye. I don’t even know what it is, except for what I learned in Junior High, and “Knocked Up” – and from both of those sources, I learned it has to do with your butt and and your eye. [...]
Ugh. 24 Starts Again on Sunday.
And I’m torn. Should I even bother? They’re trying to hook me back in – look at the evidence:
It’s not in LA.
It’s not even in California.
It’s not even in the West Time Zone.
It’s in NYC.
He’s admitted he’s still rogue – so “anything” can happen.
They wiped out MOST of the good actors between the [...]
Don’t Let Illionis Politics Get LOST!
Round these parts, we’re LOST fans. Sad thing is, we’re also fans of Illinois politics. Anyone who’s been to our shows, or seen the videos knows we owe much of our career to the Kings and Queens of this state for an endless supply of bits to make fun of.
But what is one [...]
C’Mon, If you’re gonna steal, at least steal the joke.
Big surprise, there’s political upheaval in Illinois. Everyone smells the blood in the water and wants to get in on the game. So some dude sees our brilliant parody of Judy Baar, and figures:
Hey! My grandkids bought me a shiny new iMac for Christmas, and I got this thing called iMovie! [...]