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For Your Information

Next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.


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If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth’s machines and build a new army.


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Problem: I want to tell my Platoon that I’m gay, but I have to follow the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy

Problem: I want to tell my Platoon that I'm gay, but I have to follow the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy

Solution:


Happy St. Patrick’s Day!


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If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution.

That will be all.


Poll: Do I Like This?

Poll: Do I Like This?

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Problem: I love to smoke, but I am extremely clumsy and burn my clothes

Problem: I love to smoke, but I am extremely clumsy and burn my clothes

Solution:


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It’s Friday! It’s 5:00!

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Poll: Would You Drink This?

Poll: Would You Drink This?

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The world’s smartest Schadenfreude.net Reader poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.


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Hey You Lousy Heathens! – God Wrote on His Hand Too

Yeah, she really said that.


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But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!


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Now don’t you feel bad for bashing him?

Now don't you feel bad for bashing him?

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It’s Friday! It’s 5:00!

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