You and your secrets!
I get that you White people like to keep your cool, pop culture discoveries all to yourselves (Whole Foods, the Prius, NPR, the healing properties of acai berries, etc.). But, dammit, one of you should have told me about this Nutella stuff. It’s the bomb. And, my gift to you: We don’t say “it’s the [...]
Bring your own Snapple next time.
Can someone please find the beeyotch from table 11 last night and slowly explain to her that the reason her Paradise Passion Fruit (flavored) Tropical Iced Tea that she makes at home “all the time,” didn’t taste the same as the Paradise Original (unflavored) Tropical Iced Tea that I served her in the restaurant last night [...]
Like Campbell’s (C)hunky Soup
After watching Britian’s Got Talent singer, 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi, perform at the Michael Jackson memorial, I thought to myself (and posted to facebook because… that’s my addiction), “I want my own white boy.”
But then I read about Rupert Grint and his bold battle with Swine Flu. Swine Flu?! Get the f out of here. I [...]
iPhone: the silent killer of my brain
Between my newly updated iPhone and Facebook, I cannot concentrate on a single, frakkin’ thing. I’m waking up and checking my phone. Not for missed calls from actual people, or even for emails from said actual people. I’m just checking Facebook to find out what trivial crap everybody’s up to. I used to think, “Who [...]